HazzaBoo
United States
Today, I decided to help the homeless by giving them old clothes and food. In return, they decided to mug me. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
oops
United States
Today, as I was out walking, one homeless man sitting with two others asked me for something to eat. Trying to do a good deed, I bought the three men a bag of apples. They then fought viciously over them before the first man chased me for handing them to "the wrong one." FML
Anonymous
Aarhus, Denmark
Today, I saw a homeless guy in the street. It really upset me how everyone's spirit of giving vanished as soon as Christmas was over, so I said fuck it and gave him about $50 worth of money. I barely made it 10 feet away, when another guy mugged him for the money I just gave. FML
Anonymous
Red flags
Today, I decided i wouldn't take the bus back home from uni, instead I walked to the metro. On my way there, I saw a couple of odd-looking guys, but I thought, "Nah, just because they wear big hoodies and caps doesn't mean they're doing anything", so I ignored them. Two minutes later they mugged me in broad daylight. FML
americanized
Denmark
Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML
Aaron
United States
Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
rukus
Canada
Today, I was was leaving the library when I noticed an elderly woman being mugged. I was about to leave on my bike, but promptly went to help her. After I managed to scare off the mugger, I helped her to her car. As I was heading back to my bike, I notice the mugger riding off on it. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
You're welcome!
Today, I saw a homeless woman and a young man wrapped in a blanket so I went to give them a fiver. Turns out the woman was just helping calm her autistic son by wrapping him up, and not homeless at all. She kicked me in the balls and took the money anyway while I was on the ground. FML
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Rodders_SOTC 1
At least you know where they live.....
Delta2Almanac 7
Bless you for kindness in this cruel world :)
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Comments (86)
mrnuleef 7
I guess they just wanted to buy new clothes instead. Well if you believe in karma, dont worry they have whats coming to them and good things will come your way.
hollywoodt1ts 15
yet again, why I don't give to the homeless, I just take what they have on them.
Dcm210 19
their homeless for a reason.
DaGrimRetard 8
speaking as an ex hobo I say that we're not all like that, you probably got the substance addicted variety
awthmt 6
I read 'hug'...
JustTemporary 24
I read that as Hug at first and thought "big deal, you stink now" then I realized..... Yeah.
lifeiswhatyoumak 4
So what Weirdo??
mattorama 15
Do not help the homeless. Them having nothing is not the problem, it's a symptom of their problems: crappy life choices.
BobbyBoss 10
You're so nice for doing that! BTW, I love your username ;D
worldclassrager 41
blessing and a curse?