Miscellaneous: Today, I lost the keys to my office in the morning. I had to...

By Pame - 10/05/2017 21:00 - Argentina

Today, I lost the keys to my office in the morning. I had to find an excuse for my boss to lend me his set and copy them. At night when I got home, I realized that along with the keys to the office, I also lost the keys to my house. FML

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species4872 19

Wednesday 10 May 2017 21:54

At least you found the house.

rooterm 0

Thursday 11 May 2017 1:12

Sounds like a security risk... there's a reason you're supposed to report lost keys and not just go behind your boss' back about it, friend...

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 10 May 2017 21:21

You're a real loser!

species4872 19

Wednesday 10 May 2017 21:54

At least you found the house.

rooterm 0

Thursday 11 May 2017 1:12

Sounds like a security risk... there's a reason you're supposed to report lost keys and not just go behind your boss' back about it, friend...

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