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By EPICfml. - 02/03/2009 19:01 - United States

Today, my dad woke me up at 6 told me to take a shower and drove me to school only to say "just kidding, happy snowday!" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2014 21:49 - United States - Washington

Today, school was out because of snow. My dad walked in my room and shouted "Why are you home?!" I told him why, and he replied, "Then get out the damn house and play in the snow." He tossed me out in nothing but my shorts. FML

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By goestoschoolonsnowdays - 12/02/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, we had our second snow day in a row, something that never happens. So while the rest of school got to sleep late, I had to wake up early, get dressed, and go to my bus stop because my mom didn't believe me. FML

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By stupid - 21/12/2010 15:21 - Ireland

Today, I walked to school in -5 degree weather, snow up to ankles, for an exam. The school had closed and warned all the parents, but mine didn't tell me, because it was "funnier". FML

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By Niles - 20/03/2012 17:46 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML

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By thanks.... - 03/01/2014 21:04 - United States

Today, I woke up to every window in my house packed with snow. It was so bad that I thought I'd been snowed-in, and I started freaking out. It took two hours and multiple phone calls before I found out that my neighbor had taken our prank war too seriously and staged the whole thing. FML

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By j. farmer-smith - 09/02/2018 23:00 - United States - Jamestown

Today, I'm a superintendent at a school, and it snowed today after school. The snow ended up freezing on the road, so I called school off for tomorrow. I sent calls home, cancelled all school events, and then realized that it's Friday. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2012 06:31

Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2020 17:03

Today, my dad set the smoke alarm off at 6 a.m. as a "practice drill." I was woken up so suddenly, I fell out of bed into the bucket of sick I had been throwing up into the night before due to flu. Dad yelled at me for not getting out of the house in time. FML

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By vinniesuckmadack - 24/04/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML

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By dollybabe - 09/01/2010 21:20 - Ireland

Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML

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Xinxinix 0

Monday 2 March 2009 23:03

Same thing happened to me with my dad. Except it was a Saturday, and I was freaking out because I thoguht it was Friday, so then he drove me to school. And dropped me off, it was freezing. But, still, sorry to hear your dad did kinda the same :D

DickJokes 0

Monday 2 March 2009 23:07

Your dad is AWESOME! i so am doing that to my kids when i get some.

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Xinxinix 0

Monday 2 March 2009 23:03

Specterk50 0

Friday 20 August 2010 18:10

ya but did you post an fml about it?

claireful 4

Thursday 12 May 2011 8:06

at least you get snowdays! when was the last time it snowed enough for us California kids to get one? oh yeah, the iceage :/

Nok27 1

Sunday 21 August 2011 5:35

We don't get any up north either, because we're equipped to deal with the snow we do get.

0h 0

Monday 2 March 2009 23:06

OMG! -_-

DickJokes 0

Monday 2 March 2009 23:07

Your dad is AWESOME! i so am doing that to my kids when i get some.

pink_mess 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 8:53

haha wen you get some are you like a perve whose gonna try and kidnapp them just to get some kids lol

Beast962 4

Thursday 9 June 2011 6:29

sorry , but you make absolutely no sense.......

Sacytrl 28

Saturday 8 June 2013 14:37

You'll see your kids on FML someday.

frankoisdarkel 0

Monday 2 March 2009 23:08

haha that sound like something my dad would do

RulingWalnut 0

Monday 2 March 2009 23:10

Oh come on, appreciate the joke :P

lynx_fml 0

Monday 2 March 2009 23:15

Oh no, you didn't get to sleep in! FML? No.

bangarang11 0

Monday 2 March 2009 23:16

HAHA! That sucks, and it's been done to me as well, but notice the swelling relief you feel when you can crawl back into your warm bed. :D

jm88 0

Monday 2 March 2009 23:21

Lighten up, #6. It's a funny story. Glad he shared ^_^

PureGold 0

Monday 2 March 2009 23:24

HAHAHA I would soooooo mad at my dad if he did that xP

FMyLawSchoolLife 0

Monday 2 March 2009 23:24

Don't believe this one at all.

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Today, I was been accused of stealing lunches from the fridge at work. I’m a huge germaphobe and would NEVER eat someone else’s food, but because I’m the fattest one in the office, everyone automatically blamed me. Hashtag fatgirlproblems. FML

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Today, after I got lectured about not replying on the family group chat, I decided to wish everyone a good morning. No one responded. FML

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Today, after watching TV, my boyfriend and I had to go walk our dog. I was too lazy to get up from the couch immediately so I teased him by turning off all the (smart) lights using my phone. He got mad and went upstairs to continue watching TV, so now I have to walk the dog alone. FML

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Today, my girlfriend was getting up to leave and I, trying to be romantic, got up behind her and tried to swing her back down onto the bed and kiss her simultaneously, misjudged the distance and threw her into the wall, her head then bounced off the wall and into my forehead, spraining her nose. FML

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Today, I looked at the Facebook page of the girl I really liked, and I saw that she'd written on her friend's wall, "Last night was the biggest mistake of my life." We hooked up last night. FML

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Today, I've managed to go my whole nine-year teaching career without anyone vomiting in my classroom. That record was broken today when someone vomited four successive times in front of a class of 46 students. It was me. FML

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Today, I tried signing into one of my many food apps. After three hours, forty five minutes, and several emails with tech support, I realized that I had mixed up the emails I use for my Amazon and food accounts. FML

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Same thing different taste

You're in the army now, oh ohoh

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