Today, I decided to clean my face of unwanted visitors, and spent my shower popping the pimples on my cheeks. Twenty minutes later, I remembered that I was showering ahead of a date with my girlfriend. My cheeks now look like the crater-filled surface of Mars. FML
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Today, after 22 years of perfect skin, I woke up with a bunch of angry zits on my nose. I used a clay face mask that was supposed to dry them out. Instead, they were bigger and green. Today is Valentine's day, I finally have a guy to go out with, and my nose looks like it's rotting off. FML
Today, I went on a first date with my crush. Right before the date, I noticed a monstrous pimple in the middle of my forehead. I covered it with make-up, but it was still visible. The guy spent the whole evening laughing at me and telling me that I look like an unicorn. FML
Today, I'm now able to put my acne cream on my face without having to look in the mirror, because I've memorized the crater and trench-filled war zone that is my acne-riddled face. FML
Today, I rushed out of the bathroom with toothpaste smeared all over my chin and cheek. I was so anxious about going on a date that I didn’t realize this until said date pointed it out halfway through dinner. FML
Today, I followed an acne treatment. It was only after I'd finished the treatment that I read the bottom line, stating "Do not scrub your face". I only had one pimple to start with, now it looks like I sandpapered my face. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML
Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML
Today, I looked at my face to see if my new age-defying lotion was working. My skin does look younger, it's covered in pimples like a teenager's. FML
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
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Top comments
randomkayx3 11
That's kind of horrible.. That leads kids to feeling insecure which then leads to suicide. Quire ironic considering today is Suicide Awareness Day..
Lauren324 18
Picking leaves to scarring!
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Comments (102)
tkooker 6
If shes your gf she already knows their there and still accepts you.
sauceymofo 1
When I was in school we called people like you dickheads.
BigSexy123 11
Was this before or after you lost all your hair and got a job cleaning pools for a living? Sucks about that huge football game, by the way.
VeganVampyre 27
That's great, 88. I'm not in school anymore but I still call people like you worthless assholes. Funny how that works, eh?
Wii624 5
Ok well, i'm a guy so maybe my views differ from a girl's but if I went on a date i'd rather see red scabs than puss filled yellow bumps on your face...
Shade1982 21
I'd rather see neither. Since this is a problem most easily fixed by using some known products, I think this shouldn't be a problem. Unless it's a very serious condition, in which case a dermatologist should be able to help you out...
touch_the_sky_77 22
Have you ever had acne in your life? It never goes away overnight.
xmaximusx 12
Cancel the date !! women love it when your too busy sometimes.... Well i don't know i they like it hahaha but it gets the hamster wheel moving
pingguo_fml 4
Good luck :p
pandoraofhearts 2
If she loves you then there isn't anything wrong with your face I'm sure :)
SexPot143 13
Ewww. popping just makes it worse. If your face is that bad try proactiv. Thats just nasty
brennaaa13 11
I took Acutane, it works miracles
shadwolf99 2
YDI for thinking that popping your pimples is ok to do. Its unhealthy.