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Miss 30 years-old In a relationship

Anonymous 30 July 2009, 09:23 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Sexy time

Today, I tried to be sexy and put a condom on with my mouth. Instead, I inhaled it and my boyfriend broke three of my ribs giving me the Heimlich maneuver. FML

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DamnTornadoAlley 30 August 2012, 05:55 Wichita Falls, United States

Today, I had to force myself to take a dump at school, even though I have severe restroom anxiety and shyness. I had finally relaxed enough to go when the tornado drills went off mid-dump, and 46 students and teachers packed into the bathroom with me. FML

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brennaaa13

Sexy time

Anxious

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