Today, I decided to clean my face of unwanted visitors, and spent my shower popping the pimples on my cheeks. Twenty minutes later, I remembered that I was showering ahead of a date with my girlfriend. My cheeks now look like the crater-filled surface of Mars. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, after 22 years of perfect skin, I woke up with a bunch of angry zits on my nose. I used a clay face mask that was supposed to dry them out. Instead, they were bigger and green. Today is Valentine's day, I finally have a guy to go out with, and my nose looks like it's rotting off. FML
Today, I went on a first date with my crush. Right before the date, I noticed a monstrous pimple in the middle of my forehead. I covered it with make-up, but it was still visible. The guy spent the whole evening laughing at me and telling me that I look like an unicorn. FML
Today, I'm now able to put my acne cream on my face without having to look in the mirror, because I've memorized the crater and trench-filled war zone that is my acne-riddled face. FML
Today, I rushed out of the bathroom with toothpaste smeared all over my chin and cheek. I was so anxious about going on a date that I didn’t realize this until said date pointed it out halfway through dinner. FML
Today, I followed an acne treatment. It was only after I'd finished the treatment that I read the bottom line, stating "Do not scrub your face". I only had one pimple to start with, now it looks like I sandpapered my face. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML
Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML
Today, I looked at my face to see if my new age-defying lotion was working. My skin does look younger, it's covered in pimples like a teenager's. FML
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
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Top comments
randomkayx3 11
That's kind of horrible.. That leads kids to feeling insecure which then leads to suicide. Quire ironic considering today is Suicide Awareness Day..
Lauren324 18
Picking leaves to scarring!
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Comments (102)
deedeee 9
Ew
littlemsweirdo 12
Acne is a huge self esteem dropper. It happens to everyone. Some worse than others. Dont be a bitch about it!
RealTalk0 7
Why couldn't you use a better example? Such as..The moon? And, sorry to say, but you obviously deserved it for forgetting the date.
BunchieRules 31
Mars is more descriptive. From Valles Marinerus to Olympus Mons, it's a much better comparison than simply, the Moon.
RealTalk0 7
Yeah that would make a little more sense. Good point, good point...
TheStoryOfWazza 9
keep the puss from the pimples and give them to her as evidence?
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Wtf?
littlemsweirdo 12
That's ******* disgusting.
TurquoiseJesus 15
Sounds like a solid plan.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
That shouldn't have even entered your mind
laden_swallow09 35
You make no sense. Evidence of WHAT?
liv_graham 7
It's just going to end up scarring. Just get good acne cream, and give it time. That kinda sucks though. I'm sorry
greenie213 23
Just laugh it off and wear a paper bag!
Eirena 5
The worst thing you could possibly do is aggravate them. The Internet is your friend. While a lot of the suggestions you'll find might be baloney, almost all of them will warn you against popping them. YDI.
nmlutgen 11
She's already your girlfriend. I'm sure she will understand.
jmcr 27
Cover up helps a lot
outoftown 27
OP, I bet you had acne when she accepted your date. Everyone has had pre-date appearance malfunctions. Focus on her, not your face, and enjoy the date.
shellby4 3
Ewww you are gross!
laden_swallow09 35
You are a bitch. An uncaring, shallow bitch.