Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
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Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Today, as I was coming out of McDonald's, there was a street musician playing outside. He had his saxophone case open for money. I meant to give him a ten, and it wasn't until I got home later that I realized I'd accidentally given him a hundred-dollar bill. FML
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML
Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML
Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML
Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML
Today, I put my paycheck in my wallet, intending to cash it in the next day. Later on, I met up with a friend and went to a party. I ended up getting so drunk, I gave away my $400 check in exchange for a pack of smokes, thinking it was a $5 bill. FML
Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML
Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
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Top comments
irollup 4
Looks like you were feeling pretty generous.
ciarafox9 9
I literally FELT your pain while reading this..
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Comments (245)
Bman54 19
Sucks when one dollar bills look like 100 dollar bills, doesn't it? Too bad you're not in Canada, where we have loonies. Things like that don't happen. :P
zowieandzander77 1
OP why oh why must you pretend FML is an English essay..." slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar"...
cuddlebunny3548 11
Do you have any idea how much those people make a year? Most of them have paychecks, you shouldn't have even given him anything, especially if he didn't look all that dirty.
dansco 25
It was nice of you to donate money but try looking next time lol
anongrl 2
Just look at it this way, you probably made his or her day. Unless they use it for drugs, then it was a complete waste.
victo890 11
You are so generous ;)
TheNewGuy03 29
The googly-eyed expression that crept across his face after he received your $100 should have clued you in that he was feeling lucky. |the kid|
XxUNBROKENxX 7
And that's why o don't give homeless people money
rayne_313 0
I believe you just purchased a week's supply of heroin.
lsd_25 8
oh u were very generous...mission accomplished