Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Today, as I was coming out of McDonald's, there was a street musician playing outside. He had his saxophone case open for money. I meant to give him a ten, and it wasn't until I got home later that I realized I'd accidentally given him a hundred-dollar bill. FML
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML
Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML
Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML
Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML
Today, I put my paycheck in my wallet, intending to cash it in the next day. Later on, I met up with a friend and went to a party. I ended up getting so drunk, I gave away my $400 check in exchange for a pack of smokes, thinking it was a $5 bill. FML
Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML
Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
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Top comments
irollup 4
Looks like you were feeling pretty generous.
ciarafox9 9
I literally FELT your pain while reading this..
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Comments (245)
token_blackguy 18
Ironic thing is. That begger had probably already earned that much and you had to actually work for it. That's another reason why you shouldn't give to pan handlers.
haled9 3
He must e one happy hobo
Unknown_skwigs 0
Having a little trouble seeing those double zero's and the different president on the bill huh?
summerguy97 16
Wow. Really? Ben Franklin was not a President
vitaldisplay 0
Wtf?, I can wipe my ass with a hundred dollars
plasticspoon 0
Lol that is hilarious
annabe11e 0
Next time, give the hobo a sandwich !
Twincest 11
DEAR "**** MY LUCK" TODAY I GOT LUCKY WHEN BUMMING FOR CHANGE...
vettle 6
See if you were Canadian your money would be coloured and you would have noticed!
vettle 6
See if you were Canadian your money would be coloured and you would have noticed!
vettle 6
See if you were Canadian your money would be coloured and you would have noticed!