Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
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Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Today, as I was coming out of McDonald's, there was a street musician playing outside. He had his saxophone case open for money. I meant to give him a ten, and it wasn't until I got home later that I realized I'd accidentally given him a hundred-dollar bill. FML
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML
Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML
Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML
Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML
Today, I put my paycheck in my wallet, intending to cash it in the next day. Later on, I met up with a friend and went to a party. I ended up getting so drunk, I gave away my $400 check in exchange for a pack of smokes, thinking it was a $5 bill. FML
Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML
Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
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Top comments
irollup 4
Looks like you were feeling pretty generous.
ciarafox9 9
I literally FELT your pain while reading this..
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Comments (245)
Penguinman909 7
You see, this is the sort of problem I can find with the dollar. They look pretty much the same at first glance, they're all the same size and all the and colour. at least with pound notes they have different colours and sizes so you can tell the difference.
UndeadMongrel 7
Americans may make fun of Canada's monopoly money but it prevents stuff like this from happening.
arlo1024 0
God bless you for that, just hope he doesnt use it for drugs snd stuff.
punchline_fml 5
At least he can aford karate lessons so he can rescue his family from the ninjas
Taijee 2
Hey well now you're actually a generous guy.
LifeStory32 9
At least you had the right idea. I'm sure who you gave it to really appreciated it.
WolfGirlRin 12
REPOST!!! Seen this FML before.
Cmcnab1997 0
Karma Bitch! Slip him a dollar and he got 100 of those
little95_fml 0
Maybe you'll get a raise?:)
carelessworld 0
Sucks for you lol