Today, I found out that my boss's ex-husband is my company manager. They are one office space apart and constantly shouting about one another. I'm in that one office space between them. In the office across from me? Their daughter. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that after working in the same office for five years, I now work with three of my husband's ex-girlfriends. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may become my boss. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, I brought my daughter to work with me. When we walked in, a client was blowing up at my boss, all because as my boss was walking past his storage unit, he glanced in and was about to compliment how neat it was. After my boss left, I had to deal with the aftermath, which left my daughter terrified of this man. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter is dating my boss's daughter. I found this out because my extremely homophobic boss told me and wants me to 'heal' them or get fired. I didn't even know my daughter was gay. FML
Today, while sitting at a table in a coffee shop, I overheard someone on the next table talking about their horrible boss. I joined in, complaining about mine, and going into great detail about what an arsehole he can be. Turns out, I was talking to my boss's sister. FML
Today, my boss keeps pointing out similarities between his wife and me. I genuinely dislike her, and have feelings for him. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in a long distance relationship with his ex. Not only do we live on the same island, he's also my neighbor and my co-worker. FML
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KyoshiroT 32
I would suggest silently looking for a different job because that can easily turn to an unsafe and unpleasant work environment. FYL OP.
MessedUpLife00 13
Start looking for a new job. That could turn into a hostile environment, in which you could not perform to what you know you can do. Also try and help their daughter get a new job so she doesn't have to deal with the hostile work environment as well. If she wants to stay, let her. But try to get out of there OP. Hopefully good luck job hunting. And make sure not to tell your bosses you're looking for a new job!
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KyoshiroT 32
I would suggest silently looking for a different job because that can easily turn to an unsafe and unpleasant work environment. FYL OP.
moodyreallyrocks 27
Not worth it OP! Atart looking for a new job..
Recon13x 9
Sounds like a setup for a porno.
cocacola999 27
Or a soap opera. OP should start secretly seeing at least two of these people.
Mirrorgirl 7
Honestly, I feel worse about that poor daughter.
kirby1964 20
LinkedIn, good way to find a new job. And if someone see you on the site, you can say they are business contacts.
MessedUpLife00 13
Start looking for a new job. That could turn into a hostile environment, in which you could not perform to what you know you can do. Also try and help their daughter get a new job so she doesn't have to deal with the hostile work environment as well. If she wants to stay, let her. But try to get out of there OP. Hopefully good luck job hunting. And make sure not to tell your bosses you're looking for a new job!
species4872 20
Op is their daughter.
MessedUpLife00 13
Oh wow, I can't believe I missed that! My bad, thanks for pointing it out. :)
MessedUpLife00 13
Wait, no they aren't. My bosses ex-husband, and their daughter is across the office!
TXfmylifer 10
While you job hunt can you also update us with some of the crazy banter that you're literally in the middle of? It will be a release for you as well.
MulticoloredSlug 18
Small world..
Lalala579121 28
Welcome to the family business.
Spudnik 21
I honestly don't know who to feel worse for in this FML...
Birdie27 11
I feel worse for the daughter having to go through that.