By Thorin - 25/01/2010 21:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I cut myself deeply with an expensive razor that advertised it's impossible to cut yourself with. Twice. Guess I always was an overachiever. FML
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JESUSlives4MUSIC 0

you must feel proud. I know I would

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_FYL_ 0

LOL that sucks, you can't believe everything people advertise ;]

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LemonStarship 5

I'm actually pretty interested in these no cut razors

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cerebellum_fml 0

I think you bought a cheese shredder instead.

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anela_fml 0

IT'S A RAZOR no matter what there's a chance hellllo

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Lythiaren 8

Which is exactly what I'm feeling. It's impossible to make a sharp blade that cannot cut, therefore OP is an idiot. What did he think it was made of? Rubber? Bet he used his safety scissors to open the package, too.

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NyahNyahNyah 2

The OP never did say if he or she was actually shaving or not...

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ensemble_coeur 0

Impossible to cut yourself with? well, they said the Titanic was unsinkable. And look what happened there. My point is, nothing is impossible, and the OP has just proved it.

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rawrimapenguin 0

nothing impossible eh? ever try slamming a revolving door? =] :p just sayin buddy

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ScaryyMary 14

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door! :O Sorry ;P can't resist the opportunity for a Chuck Norris factoid.

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Norwegian_Wood 4

79 & 81 I really laughed. That was great. xD

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insaneNcontent 0

Sure you can. All you need is a something for the door to slam into. Like a nice piece of wood or the annoying kid down the street.

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xoRayRayxo 0

sorry. gotta laugh.

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