That takes skill my friend. What kind of soap dispenser gives you a really bad cut?

The sharp kind.

when plastic breaks it can be pretty sharp

My point exactly.

And sometimes you just get the nasty ones. They don't give a damn about you or your family. They're just sick of cleaning up the filth. Day after day they watch and they wait for an opportunity. And should you be unlucky enough to get one on a bad day... well, may God have mercy on your soul.

It are always those little things!

ancient chinese proverb: always be watchful of danger even in places where you'd least expect it.

^ ohhhhh sooo good sensei! - _ -

I work in a machine shop too. The thing is, you get so used to cuts from the metal and tools, that it makes things like cutting yourself on a soap dispenser seem way worse than it should.

That was EXACTLY my first thought and question.

At least it's a clean cut it's soap not a dirty metal tool

#45 they were making a connection very relevant to the FML at hand. Why do you need to criticize them for it? Because they posted a much more intelligent comment?

Giggity

Well, if it makes you feel better, thank you for actually washing your hands in the bathroom!

Rather than NOT WASHING AT ALL. Some sickos either forget or neglect good hygiene after using the facilities. Duh.

That's why you get automatic soap dispensers. So skilled people like you can't cut themselves.

That's just that deep clean feature, it really gets in your skin.

The grit soap I use at work had glass fragments in it... I sliced my hand "clean" open with it. Ignoring the blood, my hands were super clean. :D /end life story.

Cool story bro, no one actually cares!

Speak for yourself 41. I thought it was quite interesting.

Is it just me that thinks glass in soap is a really bad idea?

I can just imagine you in the hood when they ask, "where'd you get those scars?" And you reply, "the soap dispenser." They answer, "fu** yeah, you gangsta."

How do you do that? Did you get soap in your cut aswell?

Id go ahead and say it was sharp plastic...

atleast it was an easy clean up if you were already by the sink

Everything is dangerous these days -.- (sarcasm implied)

Everything is dangerous these days though...

Impress the ladies by sayin you were in a fight... With your mom LOL.. Weakling

Lol! Why lie?! It's already on the internet! Yes, my lol was sarcastic... Just to clarify.

oooo im so impressed you fought your mom! you bigi tough man you, soo badass! i really hope thats not what turns you on

Sanitize it

He's not going to be able to sanitize for a while! That stuff Burns when you have cuts.

Would you rather have it burn for a few seconds or the chance of a bad infection?