Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not by any sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML
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Krirn
| 21
That's just that deep clean feature, it really gets in your skin.
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DontForgetMe4
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Well, if it makes you feel better, thank you for actually washing your hands in the bathroom!
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SkoomaKi
| 27
That takes skill my friend. What kind of soap dispenser gives you a really bad cut?
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nofearjenshere
| 12
The sharp kind.
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jerseyboy732
| 16
when plastic breaks it can be pretty sharp
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katcot99
| 11
My point exactly.
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iNewKid
| 18
It are always those little things!
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elat4lolz
| 0
ancient chinese proverb: always be watchful of danger even in places where you'd least expect it.
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LaughinStock
| 16
^ ohhhhh sooo good sensei! - _ -
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Drigr
| 9
I work in a machine shop too. The thing is, you get so used to cuts from the metal and tools, that it makes things like cutting yourself on a soap dispenser seem way worse than it should.
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trulypoison
| 0
That was EXACTLY my first thought and question.
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ollallie
| 0
At least it's a clean cut it's soap not a dirty metal tool
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madeline9322
| 17
#45 they were making a connection very relevant to the FML at hand. Why do you need to criticize them for it? Because they posted a much more intelligent comment?
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hahachun
| 4
Giggity
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DontForgetMe4
| 0
Well, if it makes you feel better, thank you for actually washing your hands in the bathroom!
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laden_swallow09
| 34
Rather than NOT WASHING AT ALL. Some sickos either forget or neglect good hygiene after using the facilities.
Duh.
Duh.
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kamikrazy
| 6
That's why you get automatic soap dispensers. So skilled people like you can't cut themselves.
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Krirn
| 21
That's just that deep clean feature, it really gets in your skin.
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CareFace
| 16
The grit soap I use at work had glass fragments in it... I sliced my hand "clean" open with it. Ignoring the blood, my hands were super clean. :D
/end life story.
/end life story.
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Eila1996
| 5
Cool story bro, no one actually cares!
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Ugi
| 26
Speak for yourself 41. I thought it was quite interesting.
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Michael_92
| 20
Is it just me that thinks glass in soap is a really bad idea?
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accountforme
| 1
I can just imagine you in the hood when they ask, "where'd you get those scars?" And you reply, "the soap dispenser." They answer, "fu** yeah, you gangsta."
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Dnigz13
| 4
How do you do that? Did you get soap in your cut aswell?
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hellbilly205
| 17
Id go ahead and say it was sharp plastic...
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jerseyboy732
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atleast it was an easy clean up if you were already by the sink
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pbonham
| 22
Everything is dangerous these days -.- (sarcasm implied)
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hellbilly205
| 17
Everything is dangerous these days though...
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illabye
| 0
Impress the ladies by sayin you were in a fight... With your mom LOL.. Weakling
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Torva_fml
| 16
Lol! Why lie?! It's already on the internet!
Yes, my lol was sarcastic... Just to clarify.
Yes, my lol was sarcastic... Just to clarify.
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myopinioncounts
| 3
oooo im so impressed you fought your mom! you bigi tough man you, soo badass! i really hope thats not what turns you on
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nofearjenshere
| 12
Those soap dispensers these days. You really gotta be careful.
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pablopoo
| 7
Lame comment:p