By Thorin - 25/01/2010 21:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I cut myself deeply with an expensive razor that advertised it's impossible to cut yourself with. Twice. Guess I always was an overachiever. FML
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JESUSlives4MUSIC 0

you must feel proud. I know I would

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F_ur_life_douche 0

coming from they guy whose pic is a clean shaven dude lol

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sterl13 0

no he's just Asian dumbass, the only Asians that have facial hiar are the ninja warriors

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JoshTheMaggot 8

^ killed it completely. and Asians can't grow beards it messes up there ninja tactics. lol

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div01 2

ninjas are forced to shave, unless they're rebel ninjas, who revolted against their clan's questionable morals. then they can have some scruff.

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superHydrate 4

how can you not cut yourself with any sharp object that is used to cut in first place???? ydi for not having brain!!

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yakturk43 0

lawsuit for breach of warranty

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kerrygirl 13

breach of warranty? ah no......false advertising yes

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MysteryJoker 5

They'll counter with you being retarded enough to try and prove their ad wrong. You lose.

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yakturk43 0

Um actually you can get breach of warranty for fitness of purpose, which would pay more then the false advertising claim. False advertising you gotta prove damages, he'll just get money for the cuts...breach of warranty now is Strict Liability, you win money no matter how severe the damages are, and you can recover more going with the breach of warranty theory...sorry know you probably didnt goto law school...pretty simple stuff, but figured I'd explain to you =)

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trickyd 0

Well deep in the back of your mind if something is labled as this was you wouldnt think you'd need to be as careful. FYL for falling victim to a growing false advertisement problem.

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fruityloopz 4

emo brethren...welcome to the real world

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crusaders41005 0

haha whY brand razors were they?

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n1c0le 1

haha there's 911 people that agree. :p

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saranottelling 7

Think about the bright side! If the cuts are deep enough you might find some new friends at the doctor's office! :)

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