Miscellaneous: Today, I corrected someone who spelled "learned" as "learnt"...

By Anonymous - 08/05/2012 22:10 - United States - Chandler

Today, I corrected someone who spelled "learned" as "learnt" on my favorite forum. Nothing could've prepared me for the torrent of abuse that followed from the non-American members. Now I'm banned for "trolling," and all my 7,000+ posts since 2006 are gone forever. FML

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By you fuckhobbit - 23/12/2012 22:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on my favourite forum when I saw a guy ranting at some pro-lifer fanatic. For fun, I replied "umad bro?" apparently moments after the forum founder also left an angry reply. I'm now banned for a month for "trolling the founder" and all my posts have vanished without a trace. FML

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By hypebeast - 28/01/2009 15:00 - United States

Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a moderator. Instead, I got banned. FML

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By Depirama - 28/02/2014 21:26 - France - Bron

Today, I confessed my love for the girl I like, on the forum she moderates. She responded by banning me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 06:44

Today, I signed up to a Christian website in order to try and 'find God again'. I got banned. FML

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He deserved it. Snapping ain't cool unless you're a turtle.

By accidentalsmartass - 06/03/2017 22:00 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I learned that I may have caused a public speaker and author to be fired, because my response to his "open chat" question flustered him, causing him to lose his cool and snap at me. FML

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By Brit - 16/12/2011 08:50 - Reserved

Today, two American guys attacked me for not speaking their language. I'm from England, and they said I'm speaking my own language wrong. FML

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Discord mods

By Anonymous - 02/03/2023 07:00 - Brunei Darussalam - Muara

Today, I made a Discord account for the first time and got banned, even though I hadn't even logged in. Like, how is that possible? FML

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Thanks, Zuck!

By Patrick - 15/03/2024 11:00 - United States - Madison Heights

Today, after nearly 19 years, my Facebook account was permanently disabled because I'd banned too many scammers. I admin 58 groups, for over 2 million members, and have banned 50k+ fake accounts. One of them apparently reported me, and since Facebook runs some fake accounts, it was easier to ban me. FML

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Ban appeals time

By Anonymous - 06/01/2023 00:00 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I was playing my favorite online game when I had to use the bathroom. While I was away for five minutes, my little sister went on my laptop, typed the “N-word” in chat, and got me banned. FML

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Don't believe the memes

By Bullshit detector - 28/11/2024 16:00 - Ireland

Today, I corrected someone about a "fact" I'd learned online. They immediately pulled up a search on their phone to prove me wrong. It appears that I'd been confidently spreading a meme as if it were the truth. FML

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DocBastard 38

Wednesday 9 May 2012 1:29

WHAT???! You mean the Internet isn't American?? You should totally sue!

nadnerbz 6

Wednesday 9 May 2012 1:29

I hope you learned you lesson. Maybe learnt?

Comments

calivianya 29

Thursday 10 May 2012 5:20

You mean it's possible for there to be more than one dialect of a language? I had no idea! You're an idiot. People like you are the reason the rest of the world doesn't like Americans much.

Lybra_fml 3

Thursday 10 May 2012 5:36

damn they don't sound very friendly. bastards.

JumbledGirl 2

Thursday 10 May 2012 5:41

Grow up. Get over it.

im_smart 0

Thursday 10 May 2012 5:42

You really care about forums and the posts you put on it? Wow

lookALIVEsunshin_fml 1

Thursday 10 May 2012 11:53

welcome to 4chan.

hurray4jmk 1

Thursday 10 May 2012 15:54

Was this Reddit?

robert76 5

Thursday 10 May 2012 16:10

Welcome to the internet.

robert76 5

Thursday 10 May 2012 16:12

I see what you did there.

smump 0

Thursday 10 May 2012 16:39

I Got in shit on Facebook because I told someone that hacking isn't changing someones profile when they leave themselves logged in. I had 4 people yell TROLL

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Thursday 10 May 2012 22:00

I've been there, sort of. I was a member of a gaming forum and all the mods were 14-year-old Nazis who banned just because they had the privileges to. Why did I get banned? I responded to a thread, got trolled, defended myself by calling someone a jerk and an a-hole (exact spelling there). I came back and it said the ban was extended when I hadn't even logged in to do anything to make it get extended. My boyfriend PM'd the admin asking why and they perma-banned us both. People will ban just because they can, and it's stupid. /facepalm But yeah, in all that time, I don't think I've posted 7,000 times, at least not on one forum...what forum was this? And who cares that they're all gone? I'm sure the majority of them were replies to someone else's topic anyway...