Miscellaneous: Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a moderator.... - FML

By hypebeast - 28/01/2009 15:00 - United States

Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a moderator. Instead, I got banned. FML

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By Depirama - 28/02/2014 21:26 - France - Bron

Today, I confessed my love for the girl I like, on the forum she moderates. She responded by banning me. FML

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By you fuckhobbit - 23/12/2012 22:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on my favourite forum when I saw a guy ranting at some pro-lifer fanatic. For fun, I replied "umad bro?" apparently moments after the forum founder also left an angry reply. I'm now banned for a month for "trolling the founder" and all my posts have vanished without a trace. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2012 22:10 - United States - Chandler

Today, I corrected someone who spelled "learned" as "learnt" on my favorite forum. Nothing could've prepared me for the torrent of abuse that followed from the non-American members. Now I'm banned for "trolling," and all my 7,000+ posts since 2006 are gone forever. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 06:44

Today, I signed up to a Christian website in order to try and 'find God again'. I got banned. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2023 07:00 - Brunei Darussalam - Muara

Today, I made a Discord account for the first time and got banned, even though I hadn't even logged in. Like, how is that possible? FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2022 03:00 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I was banned by 3 cross stitch designers, all because I stood up to bullying. FML

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By Volunteer - 13/09/2013 22:24 - United States - Elwood

Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML

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By not paid enough - 01/06/2014 21:03 - United States - Antioch

Today, I got written up for asking my coworker a question that I should have asked my boss to ask my coworker. Yay bureaucracy. FML

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By Imnotfromhere - 27/01/2022 08:01

Today, I got banned from an art group and put in Facebook jail because I made fun of my own artwork, which I'd posted in a group. I guess you're not allowed to be your own worst critic. FML

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Dumbass friends

By georgehentson - 04/08/2021 20:01

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to post a sign at the deep end of the public swimming pool, saying, "This end topless only." When someone complained, he said that I did it, and I got banned from the pool for life. And fired, too - I was the lifeguard. FML

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Top comments

MCart_fml 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 0:24

Hahahaha you broke the first rule of power: never ask for power!

0 3

Saturday 14 February 2009 8:32

Yeah... and? That is exactly what happens. Asking if you can be a moderator is basically spam.

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MCart_fml 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 0:24

Hahahaha you broke the first rule of power: never ask for power!

kevint9911 15

Sunday 25 April 2010 18:45

me like ur rule

jmanh 6

Thursday 30 May 2013 3:51

True dat

0 3

Saturday 14 February 2009 8:32

Yeah... and? That is exactly what happens. Asking if you can be a moderator is basically spam.

sai_fml 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 8:31

If you don't know that this is the wrong approach to becoming a moderator you're probably not fit for being one anyway. Generally it's a natural progression

regal 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 23:27

seriously, why does anyone even try this? How can anyone really be that stupid?

RPM_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 1:16

Joe?

jvjanisse 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 13:56

#7 is right... this also works in companies. it's how I got promoted :D act like the power is, if anything, a burden... well early on, then when you're high enough tell them what you want to do and where you want to go.

Drakon_fml 7

Friday 13 March 2009 17:48

We should start to adapt this on the comic film website I admin for. Mwhahah...

piggybits 14

Saturday 15 March 2014 15:58

You mean adopt right?

tincan 0

Monday 16 March 2009 9:20

n00b.

o_x_fml 7

Tuesday 7 April 2009 19:18

Hah, had that coming...

420bliss 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 5:49

meh, I like being dominated, so should you

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Today, I realized that whenever I use emoticons, I tend to make the same face in real life. My coworkers gleefully showed me various pictures with my tongue out, face scrunched up, and so on, while staring at my phone. They've already made their way around the office. FML

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Today, I arrived at a camp and met one of my roommates. At bedtime, I had energy still, so I did push-ups. The guy was asleep or so I thought because he was facing the wall. The guy thought I was jacking off and told everyone I did it in the middle of our room. FML

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Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML

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Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML

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Today, what few friends I have won't talk to me anymore. My ex told them she dumped me because I abused her. I never abused her. What really happened is that she dumped me in a rage after I refused to give her money for drugs. Nobody's even asked for my side of the story. FML

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Today, at work, my stomach hurt and I passed gas for relief. Moments later, I discovered that my loose, silent "fart" was actually a wet, sneaky shart. The mess was beyond repair; I had to fake a family emergency and crept out of the office so that my coworkers wouldn't see my obvious crap stain. FML

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Today, I found out my girlfriend talks to around 18 other men for fun. She says she loves me more, but I told her to prove it, so I took her phone and deleted the social media accounts that she made just for these men. Now I'm a "toxic controlling monster" because I don't let her chat with random men. FML

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Today, as I was cleaning up after my two year-old, I found a pair of lacy underwear in his toy box. Not only are they not mine, but now I have to ask my husband if he's cheating on me. Or ask my babysitter if she's being having fun, instead of actually babysitting. FML

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