By Anonymous

Constructive criticism

Today, I had just finished a really intense workout in my garage gym. It was chilly outside, but I crossed the road home in my shorts, as I was still pretty hot and sweaty. A woman walked by and asked, "Aren't you cold, you skinny little whore?" FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  30

"You've got to accentuate the positive (skinny),
Eliminate the negative (whore)..."

Even then, you can spin "whore" into a compliment -- she's essentially saying you're so attractive, you can sell sex instead of futilely attempting to give it away.

Keep up the good work, you emaciated prostitute!