Constructive criticism

By Anonymous - 26/03/2020 08:02

Today, I had just finished a really intense workout in my garage gym. It was chilly outside, but I crossed the road home in my shorts, as I was still pretty hot and sweaty. A woman walked by and asked, "Aren't you cold, you skinny little whore?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 013
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ojoRojo 27

I would’ve responded, “nope I’m good, you fat cow.”

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
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did you point and say its actually gym sweat you dumb bitch

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ojoRojo 27

I would’ve responded, “nope I’m good, you fat cow.”

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RichardPencil 30
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"You've got to accentuate the positive (skinny), Eliminate the negative (whore)..." Even then, you can spin "whore" into a compliment -- she's essentially saying you're so attractive, you can sell sex instead of futilely attempting to give it away. Keep up the good work, you emaciated prostitute!

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
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did you point and say its actually gym sweat you dumb bitch

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Dale Gulley 8
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Obviously not a military town. Would’ve yelled “Get Some!”

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AmbrosiaFan 18
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Cough on her. Sneeze on her. Tell her "I was working out you dumb bitch"

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Itsheragain 9

my response. " your husband can warm me up tho"

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WistayShlaio82 13

You should have said “nope, your husband and your brother just gave me a really great work out in my living room”

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