By Anonymous - 24/05/2009 23:39 - United States

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Today, I confronted my fiancé and told him I knew his 'little secret'. I had suspected that he had been ruining his wedding diet by eating pizza at the office. He replied that the affair with his secretary had only been going on for a couple of months. FML
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nananna915 0

Dump him, dump him immediately

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Yulia_fml 0

Thank goodness you found out now! But really, his secretary? How un-original.

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ga2157 0

what offends me more is the 'only' part, as if that makes it better.

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Yulia_fml 0

#31 - If her fiancee was "keeping a little secret" there's no way it was his idea to go on the wedding diet. Who keeps secrets from themselves?

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kristina3514 0

#20 I agree with every word!! You are brilliant! Nothing excuses cheating NOTHING but having to hide that he ate some pizza. If he was hiding it then the diet was your idea...and a little extreme don't you think?

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Indiana_fml 4

#4 Exactly what I thought :) #20 You have a point there...

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R3TH0R 0

#20 has a point, you might have pushed him to the point of cheating for approval from someone else, or else you just werent putting out? ehh? but it was still HIS choice to cheat which is worse than anything you could have done to him, cheat > forced diet. and if he had only been "cheating" on his diet he would never have confessed about cheating with the secretary since he should never have been in the first place

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lazylacey 0

I agree with #20 !!

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izzy77 0

Ohh what a *******. And I agree with #1 and #2.

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Insomniatic 0

ah, he's a fool, I hope you dumped him

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xemmy_fml 0

YDI for putting him on a wedding diet. You're probably some kind of psychopathic, control freak of a woman.

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Zolty 0

**** diets, I'd cheat on you too.

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