Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
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Tainted Love
Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML
Shutdown
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Take your time
Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML
No thanks
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML
PSA: Don't be this guy
Today, I confessed my feelings to the love of my life. She laughed and said, “Nah, you’re like a brother to me, I can’t see you that way.” This after I drained my wallet for her birthday, brought her flowers and comforted her when her dog passed away, and fixed her car every time it broke down. FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
Tales of the unexpected
Today, I decided to confess my feelings to the girl I've had a crush on since the beginning of high school. We agreed to meet at Starbucks, but she was bringing a friend. I didn't care, because I just wanted to tell her how I felt. When I got there, I saw her making out with another girl. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
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Awahso 25
Tell her she is so special, she is the only one worthy :D...or the truth as to why you seek her.
DocBastard 40
Dump her. Doesn't matter, had sex. You can do better. Aw, I'm sorry. Bitches be crazy. That sucks. There, now that I've gotten those stupid comments out of the way, there's no excuse to repeat ANY of them.
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izzy7 11
You've loved her for 3 years, she's brand new in this relationship. You're in two very different places. If you want her your going to have to start back at the beginning and bring her in gradually, not just jump in with the 'I love yous'. You'll just come off as creepy stalker who didn't have the balls to ask her out sooner so that you both might be on an even playing field. FYL OP, I hope it works out in the end, but you still handled the situation very poorly.
LiceDownUnder 3
Tears of joy?
funnytruth 0
Dat bitch
haitchFML 5
Don't worry buddy, all girls are like this. They just don't know what to do in situations like these. Most girls don't want to hurt the guy, so they usually end up hurting themselves in the process. I'd give her some time then ask her to be straight up about what she thinks about you (not three years) and accept whatever that is. Goodluck!
sonra 2
I told my crush that she has the smile only heaven can make and we make plans for a date then the next day she says she only wants to be friends.
misshighjinks 5
Maybe she was so full of joy that she started crying?
ArrickMorris 4
Dude I did the same thing it really sucks! If you really love her then keep trying maybe she will see that your a good guy. I fell in love with a girl the moment I laid eyes on her and didn't have the balls to tell her for two years! It still hasn't worked out. Keep at it.
rs89 20
self loathing type isn't that special anyway.. But i'm thinking maybe she pulled that "it's not you it's me" trick on you to spare you the pain of rejection. Either way, move on and know that 3 years of waiting would never come as advantage!
fatalwish 6
maby back it off a bit if this girl means that much to you work at it shes in a different place than you are dial your approach back some and test the waters instead of just dumping a ton of weight on her shouoders all at once try a feather at first and see if shes into the idea of you and work from there if not dont ruin your friendship which you may already have done but qt least try to repair the relationship dont just say **** it
fwongraven 10
Please... please... ignore the other guys telling you to keep trying. Please don't. I feel sorry for you, really, but accept she doesn't share your feelings and move on. On behalf of all the women in the world who have ever had a friend trying to get with them, I BEG YOU.