Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Tainted Love
Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML
Shutdown
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Take your time
Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML
No thanks
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML
PSA: Don't be this guy
Today, I confessed my feelings to the love of my life. She laughed and said, “Nah, you’re like a brother to me, I can’t see you that way.” This after I drained my wallet for her birthday, brought her flowers and comforted her when her dog passed away, and fixed her car every time it broke down. FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
Tales of the unexpected
Today, I decided to confess my feelings to the girl I've had a crush on since the beginning of high school. We agreed to meet at Starbucks, but she was bringing a friend. I didn't care, because I just wanted to tell her how I felt. When I got there, I saw her making out with another girl. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
Top comments
Awahso 25
Tell her she is so special, she is the only one worthy :D...or the truth as to why you seek her.
DocBastard 40
Dump her. Doesn't matter, had sex. You can do better. Aw, I'm sorry. Bitches be crazy. That sucks. There, now that I've gotten those stupid comments out of the way, there's no excuse to repeat ANY of them.
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Comments (85)
star9926 0
Well I'm sry bro but just knw ths it's some girl out their tht will love to have u other then tht dumm bitch tht didn't knw it was something gr8 in front of her
kitsune3 20
Picky little shit, isn't she? Don't worry OP, you'll get over her and find someone who'll appreciate your interest. And Hopefully, they'll return it. :)
mollymayan 3
Try to get things where you want with her, or run like hell because she's insecure as shit.
worldclassrager 41
Not the response you had in mind but still the response could be positive...well I can see it positive
randybryant799 21
I will never understand why you love struck people insist on telling these poor people how you feel. What are they supposed to do with that crap? And you're not in love with her you obviously hardly know her. It's called a crush. And you're all always surprised the feelings aren't mutual. it's really uncomfortable to have someone you don't particularly like blather on about how much they love you. yikes