Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML
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Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the love of my life. She laughed and said, “Nah, you’re like a brother to me, I can’t see you that way.” This after I drained my wallet for her birthday, brought her flowers and comforted her when her dog passed away, and fixed her car every time it broke down. FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
Today, I decided to confess my feelings to the girl I've had a crush on since the beginning of high school. We agreed to meet at Starbucks, but she was bringing a friend. I didn't care, because I just wanted to tell her how I felt. When I got there, I saw her making out with another girl. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
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Awahso 25
Tell her she is so special, she is the only one worthy :D...or the truth as to why you seek her.
DocBastard 40
Dump her. Doesn't matter, had sex. You can do better. Aw, I'm sorry. Bitches be crazy. That sucks. There, now that I've gotten those stupid comments out of the way, there's no excuse to repeat ANY of them.
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Comments (85)
theonlysweetpea 10
To be honest, right now I'm laughing. Literally laughing. It sucks that you fell for a complete bitch but as a third party, it's pretty funny. Hopefully you'll tell your kids this story Ted Mosby-style one day? She's just one more step in the right direction. Never fret over bitches
ViperiousX 1
The reason this happened was most likely because her ad her friends were earlier discussing how you've never had a gf and how they hope to god that you don't choose one of them because they will have to shut you down. Maybe you smell funny? Maybe your just generally annoying, nerdy, skinny? Or just downright weird. In any case putting a paper bag over your head and drawing a better looking face might yield better results
jgraham0218 5
I'm sorry, that sucks.
BradFML101 0
I told the girl I loved that I loved her. she said it back. We kissed. She then moved back home 3 hours away. She then came back to tell me that she wanted to get back with her p.o.s. boyfriend and still wanted to be friends. FML too...this would be a good fml....haha
Jumpingmal2 7
She's the one!
lorenmichelle 4
my boyfriend is a huge nerd (love him to death) he refers to me as the chosen one.
makenzie1322 0
That's sad!! I'm sorry! :(
imani132 6
Ouch. She didn't have to be bit*hy about it... What ever happened to letting someone down gently?
BabyGirlJr1 11
Your just that bad huh ? :)
moham64 1
I know that feel bro. but seriously, been through a similar scenario, it's a horrible feeling. but eventually you'll get over it