Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the love of my life. She laughed and said, “Nah, you’re like a brother to me, I can’t see you that way.” This after I drained my wallet for her birthday, brought her flowers and comforted her when her dog passed away, and fixed her car every time it broke down. FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
Today, I decided to confess my feelings to the girl I've had a crush on since the beginning of high school. We agreed to meet at Starbucks, but she was bringing a friend. I didn't care, because I just wanted to tell her how I felt. When I got there, I saw her making out with another girl. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
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Top comments
Awahso 25
Tell her she is so special, she is the only one worthy :D...or the truth as to why you seek her.
DocBastard 40
Dump her. Doesn't matter, had sex. You can do better. Aw, I'm sorry. Bitches be crazy. That sucks. There, now that I've gotten those stupid comments out of the way, there's no excuse to repeat ANY of them.
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Comments (85)
MrRager7 1
What a bitch. You can't choose the people you love.
Shrike 24
Isn't that kind of an argument against your own point? She's not a bitch just because he isn't her type, or she doesn't want to date. Grow up.
McNerdyNerd 8
No, but I think their point was she's a bitch because she burst into tears and clearly made OP feel aweful..she could have been more...tactful..
MrRager7 1
I called her a bitch because she could have handled the situation better. Being told "why did you have to choose me?" after confessing your feelings to someone you're in love with isn't exactly what you wanna hear. Sounds too harsh. THAT was my point.
cptmorgan6 8
Now that's just funny stuff.
fmlman287 0
Yea...it all fun and games till it happens to you. Show a little sympathy for God's sakes!!!
dyslexic_jd 10
That's as awkward as trying to buy pants for a man with three testicals...
SystemofaBlink41 27
I'm pretty sure a normal pair of pants would fit a three-testicled man....
broadwaybrian 2
Been down that road op just cut ties and move on there is someone that will like you of the bat you don't have to do all this work for nothing. On to the next my friend
melodywarner17 0
You did wait three years. While you thought of her as the love of your life, she was probably thinking of you as her really awesome best guy friend. Definitely sucks, OP.
xk75 4
Really awesome guy friend, or creepy scary stalker, or guy she hardly even knows.
mightymart 5
This is a good thing right?
ManInTheMachine 20
Do you even know what site you're on right now?
KiddNYC1O 22
CCL.com. Cotton candy life.
AxFETUSxFARMER 0
wow I'm sorry dude she's well a bitch
laden_swallow09 35
How?
Stormdriven37 6
I think he is referring to, as many already have, to her reaction of crying and her response of "Why did you have to choose me." She could have answered him in a much kinder an thoughtful way, letting him down easy.
bananagrams 9
You seriously made an account just to troll...
AngelicTide 11
Context!!! Could be positive or negative!
sirpantselot 22
I could swear you've already written that exact comment on this exact FML.
Leslier_fml 4
She is not even worth your time. Move on.