By  Aurora_BoreaIis  |  3

#7421771 - Wednesday 8 March 2017 01:13

That's pretty crappy. :c

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By  skippydoda  |  29

#7422494 - Thursday 9 March 2017 04:07

I would throw up at my desk and let the office stink of my vomit. I hope you feel better soon OP.

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By  RichardPencil  |  22

#7422495 - Thursday 9 March 2017 04:08

Sounds like a shitty job.

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By  Tripartita  |  42

#7422510 - Thursday 9 March 2017 04:43

Looks like urine trouble. Whoops, that's not quite it. These cliché puns aren't as easy as I thought they'd be!

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  Cali  |  41

#7422540 - Thursday 9 March 2017 06:19

You're doing a fine job, Tripartita!

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By  jcash52426  |  5

#7422635 - Thursday 9 March 2017 10:24

You should crap yourself so they let you go home

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By  rivenrock  |  14

#7422754 - Friday 10 March 2017 03:53

Touch everything. They deserve to catch it.

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By  vcapelo  |  19

#7422758 - Friday 10 March 2017 03:59

How can they decide? Get a doctors note and leave!

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By  runswithlions  |  3

#7422783 - Friday 10 March 2017 05:50

I'd leave anyway and grab a doctor's note for sure. With proof of the urgency of your situation from a doctor covers your butt from being fired while giving you time to get yourself back to good health. Health comes first!

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By  Molly Ann McIlvain  |  5

#7422855 - Friday 10 March 2017 10:15

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time!! Hey at least you're getting paid but feel better soon

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By  AlchemistKen  |  4

#7423115 - Friday 10 March 2017 07:10

Take pictures of your bowel movements for them.

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