Today, I had to call out of work because I was ill, but they didn't believe me because today was the day I was supposed to come back from vacation. Now I'm stuck at work, constantly running to the bathroom, and they still won't let me go home. FML
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skippydoda
| 32
I would throw up at my desk and let the office stink of my vomit. I hope you feel better soon OP.
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Aurora_BoreaIis
| 7
That's pretty crappy. :c
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Aurora_BoreaIis
| 7
That's pretty crappy. :c
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skippydoda
| 32
I would throw up at my desk and let the office stink of my vomit. I hope you feel better soon OP.
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RichardPencil
| 30
Sounds like a shitty job.
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Tripartita
| 44
Looks like urine trouble.
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Cali
| 54
You're doing a fine job, Tripartita!
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jcash52426
| 5
You should crap yourself so they let you go home
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rivenrock
| 14
Touch everything. They deserve to catch it.
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vcapelo
| 19
How can they decide? Get a doctors note and leave!
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runswithlions
| 3
I'd leave anyway and grab a doctor's note for sure. With proof of the urgency of your situation from a doctor covers your butt from being fired while giving you time to get yourself back to good health. Health comes first!
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Molly Ann McIlvain
| 5
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time!! Hey at least you're getting paid but feel better soon
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AlchemistKen
| 4
Take pictures of your bowel movements for them.