FML : Today, I had to call out of work because I was ill, but they didn't believe me because today was the day I was supposed to come back from vacation. Now...

Today, I had to call out of work because I was ill, but they didn't believe me because today was the day I was supposed to come back from vacation. Now I'm stuck at work, constantly running to the bathroom, and they still won't let me go home. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By noworkformeplease - / Thursday 9 March 2017 16:00 /

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By skippydoda | 30

#7422494 - Thursday 9 March 2017 16:07

I would throw up at my desk and let the office stink of my vomit. I hope you feel better soon OP.

By Aurora_BoreaIis | 7

#7421771 - Wednesday 8 March 2017 1:13

That's pretty crappy. :c

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By Aurora_BoreaIis | 7

#7421771 - Wednesday 8 March 2017 1:13

That's pretty crappy. :c

By skippydoda | 30

#7422494 - Thursday 9 March 2017 16:07

I would throw up at my desk and let the office stink of my vomit. I hope you feel better soon OP.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7422495 - Thursday 9 March 2017 16:08

Sounds like a shitty job.

By Tripartita | 44

#7422510 - Thursday 9 March 2017 16:43

Looks like urine trouble.

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Cali | 54

#7422540 - Thursday 9 March 2017 18:19

You're doing a fine job, Tripartita!

By jcash52426 | 5

#7422635 - Thursday 9 March 2017 22:24

You should crap yourself so they let you go home

By rivenrock | 14

#7422754 - Friday 10 March 2017 3:53

Touch everything. They deserve to catch it.

By vcapelo | 19

#7422758 - Friday 10 March 2017 3:59

How can they decide? Get a doctors note and leave!

By runswithlions | 3

#7422783 - Friday 10 March 2017 5:50

I'd leave anyway and grab a doctor's note for sure. With proof of the urgency of your situation from a doctor covers your butt from being fired while giving you time to get yourself back to good health. Health comes first!

By Molly Ann McIlvain | 5

#7422855 - Friday 10 March 2017 10:15

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time!! Hey at least you're getting paid but feel better soon

By AlchemistKen | 4

#7423115 - Friday 10 March 2017 19:10

Take pictures of your bowel movements for them.

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