By noworkformeplease - 09/03/2017 16:00
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I would throw up at my desk and let the office stink of my vomit. I hope you feel better soon OP.
Sounds like a shitty job.
Looks like urine trouble. Whoops, that's not quite it. These cliché puns aren't as easy as I thought they'd be!
You're doing a fine job, Tripartita!
Touch everything. They deserve to catch it.
How can they decide? Get a doctors note and leave!
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time!! Hey at least you're getting paid but feel better soon
Take pictures of your bowel movements for them.
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I would throw up at my desk and let the office stink of my vomit. I hope you feel better soon OP.
That's pretty crappy. :c