Work and Health: Today, I had to call out of work because I was ill, but they...

By noworkformeplease - 09/03/2017 16:00

Today, I had to call out of work because I was ill, but they didn't believe me because today was the day I was supposed to come back from vacation. Now I'm stuck at work, constantly running to the bathroom, and they still won't let me go home. FML

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skippydoda 32

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Thursday 9 March 2017 16:07

I would throw up at my desk and let the office stink of my vomit. I hope you feel better soon OP.

Aurora_BoreaIis 7

Wednesday 8 March 2017 1:13

That's pretty crappy. :c

Aurora_BoreaIis 7

Wednesday 8 March 2017 1:13

That's pretty crappy. :c

skippydoda 32

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Thursday 9 March 2017 16:07

I would throw up at my desk and let the office stink of my vomit. I hope you feel better soon OP.

RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 9 March 2017 16:08

Sounds like a shitty job.

Tripartita 44

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Thursday 9 March 2017 16:43

Looks like urine trouble. Whoops, that's not quite it. These cliché puns aren't as easy as I thought they'd be!

Cali 54

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Thursday 9 March 2017 18:19

You're doing a fine job, Tripartita!

jcash52426 5

Thursday 9 March 2017 22:24

You should crap yourself so they let you go home

rivenrock 14

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Friday 10 March 2017 3:53

Touch everything. They deserve to catch it.

vcapelo 19

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Friday 10 March 2017 3:59

How can they decide? Get a doctors note and leave!

runswithlions 3

Friday 10 March 2017 5:50

I'd leave anyway and grab a doctor's note for sure. With proof of the urgency of your situation from a doctor covers your butt from being fired while giving you time to get yourself back to good health. Health comes first!