Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Tainted Love
Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML
Shutdown
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Take your time
Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML
No thanks
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML
PSA: Don't be this guy
Today, I confessed my feelings to the love of my life. She laughed and said, “Nah, you’re like a brother to me, I can’t see you that way.” This after I drained my wallet for her birthday, brought her flowers and comforted her when her dog passed away, and fixed her car every time it broke down. FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
Tales of the unexpected
Today, I decided to confess my feelings to the girl I've had a crush on since the beginning of high school. We agreed to meet at Starbucks, but she was bringing a friend. I didn't care, because I just wanted to tell her how I felt. When I got there, I saw her making out with another girl. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
Top comments
Awahso 25
Tell her she is so special, she is the only one worthy :D...or the truth as to why you seek her.
DocBastard 40
Dump her. Doesn't matter, had sex. You can do better. Aw, I'm sorry. Bitches be crazy. That sucks. There, now that I've gotten those stupid comments out of the way, there's no excuse to repeat ANY of them.
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tektrin 3
well man i got worse situation here , after waiting 5 months to confess , she liked me then friend zoned me all the way last month to the brother zone which left me speechless so far then she decided not to speak to me in a very weird behavior ,FML
YourMoms_BF 2
I am honestly sad for you, wasting three years dreaming about a bitch.
LennyComa 39
Take this as the time to move on and find a girl who feels the same way.
GoldenGrizzly 7
I am sorry to say but you likely creeped her out. If she does not feel the same way, you have just made her life very awkward. You don't confess LOVE to someone you don't have a romantic relationship with. You ask them out and if they say no then you keep the love to yourself.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
*You're Well, it doesn't seem too hard to troll you, now does it?
The_F3rris 11
She'll come around. Just stay outside her house so you'll be right there when she is ready.
The_F3rris 11
The second one is more fluent. Can i have my chicken now? Either way it still sounds creepy lol.
ThisIsJoee 4
Really sorry, her response wasn't exactly nice
noisebox 1
It always is the beginning of the end when you tell them you love them, they start at that. Point looking right away for a more masculine man, if you don't believe it look around and learn.....better luck next time
kazell09 1
Plenty of fish in the sea, don't rely catching one for a Disney Dream.