Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the love of my life. She laughed and said, “Nah, you’re like a brother to me, I can’t see you that way.” This after I drained my wallet for her birthday, brought her flowers and comforted her when her dog passed away, and fixed her car every time it broke down. FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
Today, I decided to confess my feelings to the girl I've had a crush on since the beginning of high school. We agreed to meet at Starbucks, but she was bringing a friend. I didn't care, because I just wanted to tell her how I felt. When I got there, I saw her making out with another girl. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
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Top comments
Awahso 25
Tell her she is so special, she is the only one worthy :D...or the truth as to why you seek her.
DocBastard 40
Dump her. Doesn't matter, had sex. You can do better. Aw, I'm sorry. Bitches be crazy. That sucks. There, now that I've gotten those stupid comments out of the way, there's no excuse to repeat ANY of them.
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DocBastard 40
Dump her. Doesn't matter, had sex. You can do better. Aw, I'm sorry. Bitches be crazy. That sucks. There, now that I've gotten those stupid comments out of the way, there's no excuse to repeat ANY of them.
coldashell 23
You forgot the dumbass who says "first!".
Calyx_fml 22
And the most often used but least often recognized, "At least..."
whosindahouse 9
That sucks
sirpantselot 22
Not to mention all those fidiots who start their replies with "maybe". "Maybe she was on the phone and actually said that to someone else?" Those piss me off. See post 22. Ugh
Bonzer 2
You forgot "OMG IM SOOOO SORRY FYL"
Cartera 10
Doesn't matter, had sex.
perdix 31
YOLO Sounds like a *lower sunglasses* shitty situation. Today, my hideous stalker told me he loved me after three years of my constant rejections. I don't have a boyfriend now, so the choice is loneliness or setting for a pasty, smelly, socially-inept piece of shit. FML. I love her She loves him He loves somebody else You just can't win … Love stinks. Yeah, yeah!
Trisha_aus 15
I've been seeing a lot of "bitch" comments too...or it's not popular enough to make the list..
Dylman 6
How ******* ignorant
br0ccoli 15
I would come back another day, OP. Her cat stole her vibrator. She's on edge.
unknown_user5566 27
Better yet, OP should come back with a NEW vibrator. That's the way to a woman's heart, right? ;)
zandalee 20
A big purple pulsating one!! A big box of chocolates. The movie The Vow. Bliss
iHateHippiesToo 6
This is just weird... Was she tied to a chair or something?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Maybe they were happy tears and she couldn't believe you chose her so she was overjoyed?
bmkc4 1
That's what I was thinking
bananagrams 9
Way to be optimistic
SystemofaBlink41 27
22- if it's on FML, i doubt it...
hqbrat 8
Think like a girl tell her everything a girl wants to hear
bertman21 5
The only thing that gets you is another 3 years of chasing her, her pretending to like you, and more heartbreak he's ****** either way
stepymac 15
She's not worth 3 years of ur life
cheefer 0
How does that change anything? I doubt his life has that much going on anyways.
robberry 11
You should have known she wasn't into you after three years of knowing her.
megarjt 1
she's nuts!!!
Enslaved 38
3 years? Dude, you're stuck in the friend zone..... Forever.
RokNRoll11 9
Well F*** her, dude you're too good for someone who doesn't want you!
coldashell 23
I think his intent was on f***ing her.
Shrike 24
WOW. She's a worthless person because she's simply not into him? Really?