Today, I collided heads at a soccer game and needed 13 stitches in my head. I texted all my contacts to let them know I was in the hospital. I got back one response that said "bitch got what you deserve" it was from my cousin. No one else ever texted me back. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was playing rugby. I was tackled very hard at the end of a play, and I got up to find my head bleeding profusely. Not one person offered to drive me to the ER. I had to drive myself to get six stitches in the face. FML
Today, while stepping out of the shower, I slipped and cut my head. I went to the hospital, got 8 stitches and was tested for head trauma. After hours of ignoring my calls and texts, my girlfriend finally responded, very angrily. Why? Today is her birthday, and I "selfishly made it about me." FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend on the way to the hospital to tell him I needed stitches, after my brother's dog bit me on the breast. His response? "Pics or it didn't happen." FML
Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML
Today, after getting rear ended by a car, I texted my husband to let him know I was in the hospital. His response? "I'm at Taco Bell." FML
Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML
Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML
Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML
Today, I was rushed to hospital with two ribs sticking out of my chest, with blood everywhere, but did I get sympathy from my sister? No, I got accused of being hit by a forklift on purpose to ruin her birthday party, then she tried to rip my bandages off to "prove I was faking the whole thing" and split my stitches. FML
Today, I had a horrible head injury that prevented me from going to my girlfriend's birthday party, and when my mom answered my phone, she thought my mom was a girl I was cheating with. Even after posting on Facebook, Twitter, and Snapchat, in places she hasn't blocked me on, she just commented that I was faking. FML
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X109 0
y are u just texting people that ur in the hospital...."Hey im in the hospital"...u sound like a tool and thats mad akward
adelaide_evening 0
Sometimes digging for sympathy and attention backfires.
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aback 5
Ditch 'em. Move somewhere nobody knows you and start over.
Gawain_fml 0
You should try cutting yourself for more attention....just remember to go down the arm, not across the wrist.
Cyanide_Princess 0
Texting EVERYONE in your freakin' contacts letting them know you're in the hospital is kind of an obvious desperate plea for attention. Maybe send a few texts here and there to people who actually witnessed it, who might be worrying about whether or not you're okay... but that was ridiculous on your part. YDI.
JJawbreakerr 0
you should have texted "hey im in the hospital, soccer accident, bring me some food im tired of this bs they give me." im sure you would have gotten back alot more text like "bitch get yer own food." OR "soccer accident, what did you do, sprain your ankle?" OR "Im sorry your in the hospital. ill be there as soon as i can... oh and tell all the hot nurses im on my way XD" To just text everybody that your in the hospital makes you seem desperate, although im sure your not// Gosh// still YDI, yer friends must hate you. YLIF
crawfosa89 0
Quit looking for attention, 13 stitches big F*cking deal
babawaba 0
why should they care? Attention *****
_mcs_ 0
Why would you text all your contacts telling them you're in the hospital? I have over 40 contacts on my new phone and I have yet to transfer some over. It would take a good amount of time to text all of those people, even if you can text multiple people at once. And I'd say not even ten of my contacts would even care too much about me texting them with this news. Sounds like you were asking for sympathy. FYL for getting the stitches, but I just don't understand why you'd let everyone know via text that day.
icecreamdriveby 5
That's what you get for being a whiny bitch. Man up.
PokeyStix 3
Oh? How do we know you aren't a bitch who deserved it? But still, that's pretty crap. I feel bad for you, FYL.
mattmag 0
I hate people who brag about how many stitches they got after an accident. Nobody gives a damn if you got 13 or 46 or 72 or whatever. Just say you got a nasty cut and we might actually show sympathy.