Today, I was working as a security guard in a office building. It was 5 p.m. and most of the staff had gone home so it was pretty quiet. I did a little ballet dance around my security post. When I turned around, I saw my supervisor taking a video of me. He sent it to my boss. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML
Today, I was demoted from my job because the security cameras caught me dancing in the elevator, and it was considered "inappropriate behavior." I was celebrating getting a promotion. FML
Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML
Today, I'm at work as a security guard. At a morgue. Why am I here? FML
Today, I was alone at work after everyone had gone home and started practicing my "cool" walk for a date I was going on after leaving the office. As I was strutting around, the doors of a conference room opened to a group of my coworkers, including my boss. They hadn't all gone home, and they'd seen everything. FML
Today, I worked security by myself in an office, which meant I had to eat at the desk and wasn't allowed to leave. I got written up for my husband dropping off my lunch. FML
Today, I sneaked off work early. As I was in the elevator on the way down to leave, it stopped at my boss's floor, and he got in. FML
Today, I took a video of a fellow employee doing nothing but watching YouTube videos at work. When I showed the video to my boss, hoping he'd be reprimanded, I got fired for operating video equipment on company grounds. FML
Today, my boss caught me singing and dancing in the office when I thought no one was around. Trying to save face, I told him I was just practicing for a team-building event. He smiled and said, "Great, you can lead the next one." Now I have to choreograph a team-building dance. FML
Today, after my boss asked me to work late on a Friday and I'd agreed, thinking it would show him my dedication to the corporation, I got to the office. I realized after a while that I was the only one there, and the building's security system had locked me in. I spent my Friday night talking to our office goldfish in an empty row of cubicles. FML
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RichardPencil 32
What's the problem? Did you perform poorly? Explain to your boss that you didn't have the right shoes on, and you could dance better in the right conditions. They should give you a chance to really show of your best pirouettes and piquet turns and so on.
raven_of_azarath 35
Omg I’ve been trying to remember the name of piqué turns for months. Thank you!
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RichardPencil 32
What's the problem? Did you perform poorly? Explain to your boss that you didn't have the right shoes on, and you could dance better in the right conditions. They should give you a chance to really show of your best pirouettes and piquet turns and so on.
raven_of_azarath 35
Omg I’ve been trying to remember the name of piqué turns for months. Thank you!
RichardPencil 32
Sorry I spelled it wrong. At least I was close enough to jog your memory, ha-ha!
Wadlaen 24
You just might qualify for a promotion, now that you've showed off your devotion to the job!😜