Morning surprise

By Lindy - 10/02/2021 03:58 - United Kingdom

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Today, when I woke up, I thought I’d be sexy by waking my girlfriend with oral sex. Still half asleep, she said, “Robert, stop it that tickles.” My name is Linda, we’re a lesbian couple who've never expressed interest in men, so who the fuck is Robert? FML
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diraven 15

Maybe she has a dog named Robert growing up. A really pervy dog.

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Crowned Sataness 12

it's entirely possible that it wasn't even oral sex in her dream. it could have been something completely innocent and different.

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rainbowdonnareed 18

Well you're a gold star here's is tarnished..... Maybe before you met? How long have you been together

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RichardPencil 30

Robert is the one who gave her *********** that tickles and converted her to a lesbian.

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diraven 15

Maybe she has a dog named Robert growing up. A really pervy dog.

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phybreawptic 13

Maybe Robert the haunted doll is now Robert the haunted sex doll.

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Crowned Sataness 12

it's entirely possible that it wasn't even oral sex in her dream. it could have been something completely innocent and different.

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Yudith 24

Maybe her cat Fluffybottom's real name is Robert?

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Chazzster 28

Did you try asking your girlfriend about it when she was more awake. It seems like that’s really the thing to do. Only she knows...

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cacheson 41

I’ve had sex dreams about all kinds of people I’m not interested in in real life. Dreams don’t mean anything.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Maybe she was dreaming and talking half-consciously?

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