By Anonymous - 12/12/2015 02:38

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Today, my ex texted me after more than a year of no communication. He wanted to know if I was interested in having a threesome with him and his current fiancée. FML
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klol101 11

Take a screenshot of that, spread it around and show the world what a douchebag he is....

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helptheorphans 17

It could have been his friend on his phone... Or OP's ex is seriously messed up

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whatarethisss 23

Maybe OPs ex would rather have a threesome with OP than someone else.

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militarybrat 21

Why? Only people who are douchebags want threesomes?

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Mynxie 26

Just because he would rather have a 3sum with his ex because he knows her does not make the question any less ****** up.

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DoomedGemini 37

The issue isn't that he wants a threesome, but he asked an ex that he obviously isn't friends with and I'm guessing the relationship didn't end well.

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SBurrke 11

He just wanted to see if you were single and wanted a threesome? What's the big deal fml? People can be whiny bitches.

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derangedplanet 23

Okay that's almost as dispicable as ops ex.

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Metalslipp 15

Well, I'm going to take an extremely wild guess and say no, #3.

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crudeandrudeguy 29

His question actually isn't as stupid as it sounds. My wife and I did it with my ex... Mind you we were all friends after the break up for a long time

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starlandmarie 22

I searched through the comments just to find one that said this.... inquiring FML users wanna know.

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cheeeksss 29

Idk 36, I'm pretty sure OP stated that her and her ex had no communication for the past year. Which probably meant they were not on the best of terms after the break up.

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saraaa2552 15

Well did you say yes

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Miss_Whipped 43

This made me think of the Scarecrow in The Wizard of Oz.

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ShleeG 23

But... Scarecrow had a brain the whole time... lol

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SBurrke 11

Do you have something against threesomes?

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Mandie86 15

He needs to make like a tree and **** off! If anybody watches TPB you'll get the reference, lol.

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mds9986 24

Trees can't **** off because they can't move.

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snowy0413 16

#28 A tree just came and knocked on my door....he told me that you're a little bitch

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mds9986 24

Well I highly doubt that happened, 33. You may want to get your head examined of it did.

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derangedplanet 23

the original joke is like a tree and leaf. but in tbp they **** it up and it's beautiful. the rest of you just seriously lack in the intelligence department

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mds9986 24

Not getting a reference doesn't mean somebody is stupid. You, however, may be lacking in that department if you think so.

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vikky538 28

And what made him think that he can ask you that.

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IridianShadow 20

How could he.... approach the subject matter like that? You ease into those things, not bulldoze into them. Some people.

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