By Stella Grubner
Today, I chose a cute tank top and some shorts to wear. Later, I was shopping at Target with my dad when he pointed to a girl in the same isle and said to me, "Don't ever dress like that. It looks cute on her, but you couldn't pull it off." She was wearing shorts and a tank top. FML
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  TrekkieGirl  |  0

Wow...that was pretty harsh. I'm all for parents be truthful with their kids, but be a little tactful about it!

@#54 Tapeman....agreed. I loathe Wal-Mart, so she indeed gets kudos for shopping at Target.


maybe he is gay nothin wrong with that but op better get used to the style comments. "Skankkkk alerrrrt in the towl seccctionnn. honey you just can not pull off that spandex zebra!! listen to daddy get yourself some nice jewl tones!!

  StoryOfTheYear  |  13

ever heard of reverse sarcasm? I use it all the time, ex. my friend got a 88 on his test and I had gotten an 84, so I said "hah, only doshes get lower than an A." understand now?

  redshortsx  |  0

he prob just doesn't want his little girl showing any my dad used to want me to dress on like ski clothes year round but that didn't mean he didn't enjoy the Victoria's secret commercials

  Peacemaker9  |  7

that just meant that not only was ur dad checking the girl out he was also checking u out at the same time...... and to confirm my statement would be what he said to u! lolol funny but awkward......

By  dudeitsdanny  |  9

He probably saw it, and didn't want you wearing them.

Chances are those aren't your first shorts or tanktop, but he saw the opportunity.

Too big a coincidence. But I won't call fake.

  dudeitsdanny  |  9

Jdub- The penis in your ass is gay.

And its not a music note. Two 16th notes. Four if you count the one on the other side.

Excuse my love and actual understanding of music.
Maybe if you put away the guitar hero and learn some real instruments you'll be man enough to not question my sexuality based on a set of tattoos.i

  threer  |  30

Stop using gay as an insult! It's just sexuality, get the fuck over it.

By  KurouTenshi  |  0

Your dad is an asshole.
That said:
If he doesn't think you can pull of shorts and a tank top,
you should find out what he thinks of you in a skimpy string bikini.
Maybe then he'll appreciate the more covered look of shorts and a tank top.

  ktbird  |  0

I don't think he's being an asshole at all. My dad once asked me: "Are you sure boys like it when you wear your hair like that?" It was a subtle way of telling me my hair looked dumb and he was totally right. It's impolite for non-family guys to say things like that.

I say, take the good advice and be thankful your dad cares about you enough to be honest.

  KurouTenshi  |  0

Unless the "good advice" is
"if you want to feel pretty, get on your knees and suck daddy's cock."
Then you might want to just go your own course. ;)