Miscellaneous: Today, I chose a cute tank top and some shorts to wear. Later,...

By Stella Grubner - 16/03/2010 06:42

Today, I chose a cute tank top and some shorts to wear. Later, I was shopping at Target with my dad when he pointed to a girl in the same isle and said to me, "Don't ever dress like that. It looks cute on her, but you couldn't pull it off." She was wearing shorts and a tank top. FML

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By Ava K - 01/10/2019 16:02 - United States - San Diego

Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML

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By Rachel - 18/05/2009 15:23 - United States

Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML

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By noname - 04/01/2009 05:39 - France

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2025 20:00

Today, I went shopping with my grandma. Told her I saw a pretty dress I liked. She asked me who would fit in that? When I replied they have it in different sizes. She replied with, "Yeah but definitely not yours.". FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML

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By streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

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By Bucks9 - 07/05/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML

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By malicious_melons - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Santa Paula

Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML

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Stacy's mom…

By Anonymous - 24/06/2011 17:00 - United States

Today, my mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of my clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank top. We're going to a very prestigious golf course and she won't change. FML

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Kids say the dumbest things…

By Marymary - 27/08/2019 20:00

Today, my cousins and I were walking past bars, choosing one go to. I recently got my hair cut short and thought it was cute. A little boy walking beside us looked at me and said, "Are you a boy?" His mother shushed him and said, "No dear, she's just flat-chested." FML

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BeeSkwaird 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 16:11

Why was there an isle in a Target? With palm trees and sand and coconut bras?

fisheatsbear 6

Tuesday 16 March 2010 16:13

your dad thinks your fat. or hes just over protective of his little girl

Comments

Bamfy 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 21:52

ydi for being fat and ugly

The_Great_Zucchi 15

Tuesday 16 March 2010 22:38

Nobody can pull off a tank top... Not unless you're: A) in a movie playing a prostitute B) living in a trailer park C) have a boyfriend who calls you his "ho"

hhhiii 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 22:38

don't take it as a bad thing he was probrably lying just so u won't dress provocative or w.e

buggybeauty 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 22:52

wow. your dad's a DICK

eddles 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 23:08

was it like the same exact clothing, coz if not wat the big thing?

disgruntledyouth 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 0:14

he was probably right lol

dialpforpleasure 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 0:20

This story is bullshit. He did not say that for no ******* reason. The only reason a father says anything like that is because he's saying, "DON'T dress like that, I won't have my daughter looking like a *****." fake