Today, I chose a cute tank top and some shorts to wear. Later, I was shopping at Target with my dad when he pointed to a girl in the same isle and said to me, "Don't ever dress like that. It looks cute on her, but you couldn't pull it off." She was wearing shorts and a tank top. FML
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Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. Told her I saw a pretty dress I liked. She asked me who would fit in that? When I replied they have it in different sizes. She replied with, "Yeah but definitely not yours.". FML
Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, my mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of my clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank top. We're going to a very prestigious golf course and she won't change. FML
Today, my cousins and I were walking past bars, choosing one go to. I recently got my hair cut short and thought it was cute. A little boy walking beside us looked at me and said, "Are you a boy?" His mother shushed him and said, "No dear, she's just flat-chested." FML
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BeeSkwaird 0
Why was there an isle in a Target? With palm trees and sand and coconut bras?
fisheatsbear 6
your dad thinks your fat. or hes just over protective of his little girl
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Vedder 0
Some dads have a hard time expressing themselves to their daughters in a constructive way. Your dad probably thought he was being really helpful by pointing out someone as a visual, but his execution was very poor. He should really try to think before he says anything. FYL.
ifyouseeher 0
I feel it's an unfair assumption to say that the OP is fat. Clothing depends less on the size and more on the shape of the wearer to look good. Two girls can be of a similar size but differing shapes and make the same outfit look completely different. My advice to the OP would be to wear something she feels confident and comfortable in because you're never going to look pretty if you feel awkward.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I was thinking something along these linrs. Tank top and shorts are pretty vague descriptions. She could be in daisy dukes and a midriff-baring camisole and you have on Bermuda shorts and more of a sleeveless tee. He also could've been referring to the design, sheerness, material, character print or any number of things. Why would you automatically put the worst connotation on it?My sister once told me I couldn't wear a dress I liked because I have full breasts and it was cut for a flat-chestes girl. Your dad is probably right. Everything doesn't look good on everyone.
KurouTenshi 0
@31 xD *clap clap clap* More more more :D (that's what she said)
ruby84 1
Why can't you handle the truth?! It's coming from your dad who loves you & wants the best for you- LISTEN TO HIM! Try different styles that are more like you!
MissVao 0
it's called ... funny daddy love...?
purplemnm 9
you guys were on a small island in target?!
whataloadofbull 0
I can't believe you just said TWSS to your own ******* comment. What a loser.
Hechizar 1
Dads never see their daughters as becoming adults, esp if guys are involved. They are always their baby girls.
vansbabe66 0
maybe he was being honest.. what if u didn't?
bfffness 0
I don't think he's saying your ugly or fat, he's probably just being protective