Today, I chose a cute tank top and some shorts to wear. Later, I was shopping at Target with my dad when he pointed to a girl in the same isle and said to me, "Don't ever dress like that. It looks cute on her, but you couldn't pull it off." She was wearing shorts and a tank top. FML
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Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. Told her I saw a pretty dress I liked. She asked me who would fit in that? When I replied they have it in different sizes. She replied with, "Yeah but definitely not yours.". FML
Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, my mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of my clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank top. We're going to a very prestigious golf course and she won't change. FML
Today, my cousins and I were walking past bars, choosing one go to. I recently got my hair cut short and thought it was cute. A little boy walking beside us looked at me and said, "Are you a boy?" His mother shushed him and said, "No dear, she's just flat-chested." FML
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Top comments
BeeSkwaird 0
Why was there an isle in a Target? With palm trees and sand and coconut bras?
fisheatsbear 6
your dad thinks your fat. or hes just over protective of his little girl
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Comments (121)
Mx_Rider 6
are you fat by any chance? 0.O anyways...its kinda ****** up your dad said that... lmao. pwned.
AquaSky 1
Take the hint.
Brozteboy 0
hahaha hillarious
maph3rs 0
your dads a perv. he don't want u dressin like that cause he will be hittin on ya!!
BeeSkwaird 0
What the ****...?
MidgetMonster 0
Maybe you are kinda chubbies?
moneypenny_fml 0
honestly why can't ugly people accept that they are ugly and not try to fluant what they got, cause it just makes every one want to hang them selves.
BeeSkwaird 0
You are Dad??
scratchy209 0
#13 lmfao! WIN
Dylan94_fml 8
subtle ... ;)
kazumaslayer666 3
Your dad checks out young girls at target? Sorry but more then likely he could be onto something. It sucks to hear it but not everyone can wear certain outfits. Maybe skirts work better? or jeans?
ktbird 0
Every straight man checks out young girls. It's called being human. The pervs are the ones that can't control their instincts and act on then inappropriately.
fukkeddown 0
I think ktbird has seen American beauty a few too many times
Erniesduck123 0
Who said he was checking that girl out? My dad and I were at a restaurant and he noticed this girl was wearing her hair in one of those ugly messy buns on top of her head, and we bonded by making fun of her sweatpants and sweatshirt ensemble.
blastvortex 4
Some people have it. Some people don't. Meh.