Today, I chose a cute tank top and some shorts to wear. Later, I was shopping at Target with my dad when he pointed to a girl in the same isle and said to me, "Don't ever dress like that. It looks cute on her, but you couldn't pull it off." She was wearing shorts and a tank top. FML
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Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. Told her I saw a pretty dress I liked. She asked me who would fit in that? When I replied they have it in different sizes. She replied with, "Yeah but definitely not yours.". FML
Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, my mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of my clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank top. We're going to a very prestigious golf course and she won't change. FML
Today, my cousins and I were walking past bars, choosing one go to. I recently got my hair cut short and thought it was cute. A little boy walking beside us looked at me and said, "Are you a boy?" His mother shushed him and said, "No dear, she's just flat-chested." FML
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BeeSkwaird 0
Why was there an isle in a Target? With palm trees and sand and coconut bras?
fisheatsbear 6
your dad thinks your fat. or hes just over protective of his little girl
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Comments (121)
bookbee 2
If your Dad isn't gay, just ignore him. What do straight guys know?
dragonmage64 0
your dad would honestly insult you in a public place on purpose? YLS thats harsh its not really an FML but most of the stuff on this site isn't anyway so who cares the sad part is that he actually knew he was insulting you cuz he knew you were wearing shorts and a tank top
pauli_fml 0
somebody wants to lock his daughter away from hormonal teenager's eyes...
gagneana000 5
That's what she said
mtc4ever 0
that's his way of hinting. but that sucks. then again, guys are kinda ... different than girls with clothes so he most likely was thinking of that particular tank and short combo... not the one you were wearing.
mtc4ever 0
seriously, guys say what's on their mind with no extra meaning behind it. what they say is what they mean...unlike women lol
knifeknight 0
Thanks dad, good to know you think I suck at life.
SugarGlass 0
I hope you told your dad he was a jerk. And also a pervert.
nyc718 0
Or his "little olger"
kurtfromcanada 0
maybe he was just saying that because he dosnt want you tpo wear tanktops
Peacemaker9 7
#122 glad u second my comment about Sam