Alexa, play "People = Shit" by Slipknot

Is it seriously that hard for grown-ass adults to do one simple thing?

I love that song by SlipKnoT

I’m guessing it’s the creative writing or art faculty. They’re so obsessed with getting people to look at and admire their shit, it even happens literally.

They've obviously never hear the poem before.

are there any older Russian men among the faculty? We've had a similar problem at work

this is actually a surprising issue in higher education places.

when I was doing extra courses there'd always be that one log drop someone didn't flush or managed to clog

Students need to flush toilets, too. Especially if this is a higher education institute where they should know better, just like your coworkers. I just can't fathom why anyone doesn't flush. It takes two seconds and is better for everyone. People make me sick.