By grossedout - 01/02/2015 23:10 - United States - Newport News

Today, I witnessed a man masturbate into a public urinal, miss, fart, and then leave without washing his hands. FML
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What the actual fuck?

*whoosh* and the sarcasm flies high and fast over your head.

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What the actual fuck?

I loooove the public!

*whoosh* and the sarcasm flies high and fast over your head.

Worked this job over the summer. Same shit happened, except he turned around and we made eye contact.

I don't know what you've been watching #18 but I know that when I masturbate I don't get semen all over my hands, but I see your point. It is gross nonetheless.

And why where u watching for that long?

omg how awfull! fyl op! think about this guy touching ANYTHING!

Somebody leaved quickly..

I love this chain, there was no "You're stupid" or some berating comment, just "left*" and "sorry." Probably the most polite spelling correct/response I've seen on this site.

The human race is wonderful, isn't it?

Thats...absolutely disgusting. This is why i avoid public washrooms at all costs.

You avoid public washrooms so you don't have to witness a guy masturbate and miss while using a urinal? I'm so glad I'm not the only one! :D

I've never been in that situation but I do get uneasy when it comes to park washrooms.

Good thing cause i masturbate all over the place at public restrooms. it calms me dowb

#53: that's disgusting. If you actually do that in public, I don't think we needed to know

I took it as sarcasm but yeah...

And you watched this? There is this new thing called walking (or running) away.

I was thinking the same thing.

Thinking the same thing. What creepier the actual wank or watching it?

It's like a train wreck you just can't look away from.....

I'd watch mostly because I'd be in disbelief its happening. Like "He is SERIOUSLY not doing this? Oh God -- Oh GOD he is! WHATTHEHELL??" and then I would go "Hey buddy, most do that in bed or their own home, I hope the STD was worth it." and leave looking for brain bleach

What were you doing there?

how would you know he missed...?

The proof is in the pudding. Or, in this case, likely on the wall or floor. Gross either way.

Nasty! You stayed in there long enough to see all of that?