By cheat - 18/10/2009 11:30 - United States

Today, I cheated at card games to let my boyfriend win. I did it because I don't like him to throw the cards at me when I win. Now he just thinks I'm 'so slow a turtle could kick my ass' and that he has 'a cute little bubbly spud-brained girlfriend.' FML
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JillianIsLoveee 0

You should dump him He's an ass

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ihatestupidppl 0

Wow, your boyfriend is a douche.

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jennifercw18 0

If he's childish enough to throw cards at you because you win, you should throw him to the curb.

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SexyJake 4

Sorry for lack of words, but I want to reassure... ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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AndreaHatesYou1 0

And you're dating him why? If he acts like that, I'm assuming he's no more than 10 years old, which would make your relationship illegal.

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MisterZzyzx 0

Become his 'cute little bubbly retarded ex-girlfriend'. Once you do, let me know. I'm always up for a card game.

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scottvodka 0

you need a new boyfriend. maybe lose some weight

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kindness 0

dump him. he's obviously a loser. and a jerk.

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Witchcraft_fml 4

I always appreciate Triumvirate's wonderful puns. :]

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Witchcraft_fml 4

What a douche. But the mental image I get of a sore loser throwing cards at his girlfriend is very funny to me. :]

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cooperisacat 0

This is your fault for staying with such an asshole.

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