By cheat - 18/10/2009 11:30 - United States

Today, I cheated at card games to let my boyfriend win. I did it because I don't like him to throw the cards at me when I win. Now he just thinks I'm 'so slow a turtle could kick my ass' and that he has 'a cute little bubbly spud-brained girlfriend.' FML
I agree, your life sucks 19 107
You deserved it 37 197
Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

JillianIsLoveee 0

You should dump him He's an ass

201 5
ihatestupidppl 0

Wow, your boyfriend is a douche.

77 2

Comments

stephgweph 0

now that he thinks u suck at cards, make a bet with him that if u win he has to pay you $100! or play strip poker if hes hot ;]

0 1
xmagster 0

you should dump his ass if he needs constant ego boosts like that!!!

0 1
KingAfter 0

YDI for dating a 3 year old ;) ok, if he's older (I guess he really is...), he's just a retard. 1 loss doesn't make you stupid, after you beat him several times, dump him! FYL

0 2
icecreamthoughts 0

How funny that he thinks you're "cute" and "little," yet he's the child.

2 0
lil_lucy23 0

Sounds like your boyfriend is a bit on the abusive side. It's only going to get worse... find a new guy.

2 0
gig_fml 0

So he's thrown cards at you before. You're still with him. Now he's calling you names. You're still with him. YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT.

3 0
blacklite69 0

So, forgive my confusion, but you're dating this dickwad, why?

0 0
DynamicDave 11

You're boyfriend's a douche nozzle. Break up with the prick and find someone who deserves you.

0 1
chalkdust 4

Quite the lose-lose situation... literally...

0 1