mylifesucks
Netherlands
Today, I celebrated my 21st birthday. My boyfriend of almost 3 years gave me a big pink vibrator. Thinking it was a joke I said: "I won't need this as long as I have you!" His reply: "That's what I wanted to talk to you about." FML
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effyourlife_ 0
at least he provided you with a replacement. how thoughtful
Ohnoitslindsay 0
Haha, don't worry about it too much. The vibrator will probably be better anyways.
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Comments (170)
biedrzycki_love 0
That's ****** up! :| He seemed like a mechanical dick anyway. :[
mateo7 0
Ouch.
tdawgheath 0
Stop saying EPIC FAIL!!!! That phrase is so stupid...
Ohmar 0
your comment was epic fail!
Indiana_fml 4
*ROFL* This is the most ingenious way of breaking up I've ever heard of. At least he is so kind to think of your needs...
Iloveblackmen 0
Did he break up with you or just wanted to stop having sex? Either way funny LOL
Jessyca_fml 0
Well at least he did buy a birthday present before he dumped you some guys probably wouldn't even do that. So in a way he was trying to be a nice guy.
happygirl_fml 0
#67 hahaha looove it. but seriously, this might be my favorite FML. seriously who does that?
sunshyne84_fml 0
what an ass
sUpEr_FmL 0
who needs a man when you have a vibrator? his loss
24788 7
At least he was trying to please you.