By mylifesucks - 18/04/2009 07:20 - Netherlands

Today, I celebrated my 21st birthday. My boyfriend of almost 3 years gave me a big pink vibrator. Thinking it was a joke I said: "I won't need this as long as I have you!" His reply: "That's what I wanted to talk to you about." FML
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effyourlife_ 0

at least he provided you with a replacement. how thoughtful

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Ohnoitslindsay 0

Haha, don't worry about it too much. The vibrator will probably be better anyways.

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biedrzycki_love 0

That's ****** up! :| He seemed like a mechanical dick anyway. :[

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tdawgheath 0

Stop saying EPIC FAIL!!!! That phrase is so stupid...

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Indiana_fml 4

*ROFL* This is the most ingenious way of breaking up I've ever heard of. At least he is so kind to think of your needs...

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Iloveblackmen 0

Did he break up with you or just wanted to stop having sex? Either way funny LOL

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Jessyca_fml 0

Well at least he did buy a birthday present before he dumped you some guys probably wouldn't even do that. So in a way he was trying to be a nice guy.

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happygirl_fml 0

#67 hahaha looove it. but seriously, this might be my favorite FML. seriously who does that?

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sUpEr_FmL 0

who needs a man when you have a vibrator? his loss

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24788 6

At least he was trying to please you.

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