mylifesucks
Netherlands
Today, I celebrated my 21st birthday. My boyfriend of almost 3 years gave me a big pink vibrator. Thinking it was a joke I said: "I won't need this as long as I have you!" His reply: "That's what I wanted to talk to you about." FML
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effyourlife_ 0
at least he provided you with a replacement. how thoughtful
Ohnoitslindsay 0
Haha, don't worry about it too much. The vibrator will probably be better anyways.
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Refinary 0
Lol nice....:P i like the Lonley girl bit :P....FML
46plus0 0
Eh, that was a bit cowardly to need an icebreaker for something like that -- you might be better off.
oNikkio 0
The OP did not say it was a break-up. He could very well be deploying overseas or going on a long business trip. That makes more sense.
cucuto89 0
I've seen this same commercial like ten times, where its basically saying, "buy her diamonds, or you'll be in the dog house" valentines day isn't commercial my ass.
munnyfish 0
a get well *****?....nice
jayjay777 0
nice, that made me laugh. (sucks for you though)
mirix 6
wow lol! but that was very insensitive of him =S
Nate_d099 0
Posting this as an "OWNED" =] and how thoughtful of him
blastvortex 4
I'm starting to recall an old joke about a woman who stepped into a bar....
bl0tt0 0
picture made me lol sry OP that sucks, dick move on his part, on your birthday too?