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  ItsTheKing  |  10

So I kinda imagined it like this.
Op's Roommate,"wha did u just cawl me you refrigerated slut?"
Op's Roommate, "WHAT? SCREW YOU!" -unplugs- "I am PERFECTLY average sized!"

  KiddNYC1O  |  20

3- Hold on. Are you saying that real drinkers should only get buzzed? What's the point of drinking if you're not getting completely wasted? That party last night...

  TeeHee124  |  0

Does anyone else hate it when commenters try to put themselves into the FML like saying "Hey that fridge was talking smack to me" Or like "That was me that hit your car"

  LuHGiiiT  |  11

Nope, he meant grudges, because that's totally relevant to anything in this post =P
My spidey senses tell me that an autocorrect is on the loose..

By  K_kanaka  |  26

Here's what you do.
1) Buy food for your fridge
2) Talk to your roommate about their alcohol problem
3) If two doesn't work and it happens again beat them with a stick and make them eat the food they ruined......or get a new roommate.

  sourgirl101  |  28

I'm in FL and we always have power outs because of hurricanes and thunder storms. Food can last awhile like you said but the fridge needs to be kept closed. (: