seriously..kick him out or threaten to at least

At least he didn't throw it out of the window?

What a rotten experiance

It seems pretty cool though having a fridge talk to you :p

The money saved on your electric bill will make up for the money spent on the ruined food items :)

OMG that was funny! But sucks for you

this is the time when you take his credit card and use all his money to buy back everything that was lost in the fridge

Is your refrigerator running?

if so, then you better go catch it

phew talking refrigerators are a serious problem these days. You should be glad you have such a caring roommate.

Sounds like that mofo wasn't drunk but was cross faded off some weed, shrooms, and MDMA.

agreed 45 sounds like he was tripped on acid or something not drunk

HEY, HEY, FRIDGE- shut the hell up

your boyfriend has a problem.

2- That's a little harsh. I'd make him buy this month's food and pay this month's electrical bill as well. Lol

Make him buy you new food

61- roommate...not boyfriend.

what a waste of food!

So I kinda imagined it like this. Op's Roommate,"wha did u just cawl me you refrigerated slut?" Refrigerator,"hrrrrmmmmm" Op's Roommate, "WHAT? SCREW YOU!" -unplugs- "I am PERFECTLY average sized!"

71- well you never know...

I see what ya dun dun thurr... might right clever if I would say some me. Oops sorry, momentary southernization.

yes weed for the calm disposition, shrooms to hallucinate the fridge as a conscious entity and mdma to make him very sociable with said fridge

It's all a conspiracy of course, garden gnomes, farts and now fridges, all plotting together to take over the world.

Wait, what?

Zya, I believe you have found the wasted roommate =D

It's a new conspiracy. The fridge actually was talking, but you must be so inebriated(sp?) that you can hardly stand in order to communicate with them.

3- Hold on. Are you saying that real drinkers should only get buzzed? What's the point of drinking if you're not getting completely wasted? That party last night...

Zya - I believe the correct term is lol k noob? :D

Doesn't really sound like drunk is what OP is going for. Wasted could also mean high off of PCP... Or possibly shrooms.

Does anyone else hate it when commenters try to put themselves into the FML like saying "Hey that fridge was talking smack to me" Or like "That was me that hit your car"

Hey, that fridge was talking smack to me. Oh shit 66, didn't see you there..

agree; drunkness isn't associated with hallucnations of any sort, auditory especially. incorrectly categorized wastage

The fml says "he was so drunk he..." so why are you saying drunk isnt what op was going for?

1. fml team alters the original posted fmls sometimes (happened to me). 2. I've been drunk before. 3. this is my area of study at university

derp.

Do u mean fridges? Or did a grudge become a physical object?

Nope, he meant grudges, because that's totally relevant to anything in this post =P My spidey senses tell me that an autocorrect is on the loose..

#32 winning

I was bangin' 7 gram rocks, that's how I roll!

hahahaha nice

Tis a sad day when people can't even say fuck in acronyms D:

I fucking can, I just fucking thought fucking H fucking flowed better. :P

You must be new here :)

They really shouldn't be the one to buy new food.

No here's what you do: 1) get wasted with your roomate.

Or beat them over the head with the fridge (this might also make the fridge stop talking)

I'm gonna like just for your dp

Not if hes in Texas

I'm in FL and we always have power outs because of hurricanes and thunder storms. Food can last awhile like you said but the fridge needs to be kept closed. (:

it appears he's in Georgia

Depends on the food too