By mylifesucks - 18/04/2009 07:20 - Netherlands

Today, I celebrated my 21st birthday. My boyfriend of almost 3 years gave me a big pink vibrator. Thinking it was a joke I said: "I won't need this as long as I have you!" His reply: "That's what I wanted to talk to you about." FML
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effyourlife_ 0

at least he provided you with a replacement. how thoughtful

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Ohnoitslindsay 0

Haha, don't worry about it too much. The vibrator will probably be better anyways.

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iiazndorkii 4

lol! not about your situation, but totally #89 ftw. I agree completely :]

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Apotheosis5267 0

Wow, thats cold. I laughed my ass off though x'D

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ShortOppies 0

Wow atleast he got you a farewell gift ='Dh

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woowyzoowy 0

I got the same offer, but i turned the vib down. Consider urself lucky! no i have neither...fuckkk

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Gennnettex3 0

imagine wen he wen to pay for it the cashier was probaby like o.O wonder wat he'll use it for lmfao !! sucks he left u on ur bday thou

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shithappens_alot 0

aww sorry. u'll get over him. tell him the vibrator is better then him :P

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cooldude2 0

now you don't need him

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Ashiana 0

I'd say oh my look how much bigger it is than your's and then walk out of the room vibrator in hand ;D

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RandomPersonOMG 0

I'd say 'Yeah well this one's a better boyfriend than you, so get out because I need some 'alone time' with my replacement.'

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