mylifesucks
Netherlands
Today, I celebrated my 21st birthday. My boyfriend of almost 3 years gave me a big pink vibrator. Thinking it was a joke I said: "I won't need this as long as I have you!" His reply: "That's what I wanted to talk to you about." FML
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effyourlife_ 0
at least he provided you with a replacement. how thoughtful
Ohnoitslindsay 0
Haha, don't worry about it too much. The vibrator will probably be better anyways.
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Comments (170)
iiazndorkii 4
lol! not about your situation, but totally #89 ftw. I agree completely :]
Apotheosis5267 0
Wow, thats cold. I laughed my ass off though x'D
ShortOppies 0
Wow atleast he got you a farewell gift ='Dh
woowyzoowy 0
I got the same offer, but i turned the vib down. Consider urself lucky! no i have neither...fuckkk
Gennnettex3 0
imagine wen he wen to pay for it the cashier was probaby like o.O wonder wat he'll use it for lmfao !! sucks he left u on ur bday thou
vegetariangirl 0
lolol
shithappens_alot 0
aww sorry. u'll get over him. tell him the vibrator is better then him :P
cooldude2 0
now you don't need him
Ashiana 0
I'd say oh my look how much bigger it is than your's and then walk out of the room vibrator in hand ;D
RandomPersonOMG 0
I'd say 'Yeah well this one's a better boyfriend than you, so get out because I need some 'alone time' with my replacement.'