mylifesucks
Netherlands
Today, I celebrated my 21st birthday. My boyfriend of almost 3 years gave me a big pink vibrator. Thinking it was a joke I said: "I won't need this as long as I have you!" His reply: "That's what I wanted to talk to you about." FML
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effyourlife_ 0
at least he provided you with a replacement. how thoughtful
Ohnoitslindsay 0
Haha, don't worry about it too much. The vibrator will probably be better anyways.
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Comments (170)
rashedpatrick 0
At least you still have the vibrator;)
Anteezy 7
Cool illustration :d
gwinsdavineraven 0
i love the pic. Sorry though about the bad birthday, that totally sucks.
OreosdaName 0
i luv breakin up with people = P
chranovich 0
A shame people like you exists then. ;)
Panther_fml 0
Great illustration...!!!! Haha I lol-ed when I saw the party hat ***** in the picture!! Ouch... that would not be a great gift!
Lucii_Furr 0
Or the candle for that matter.
waffle_house13 5
fail
allmidnighteyes 11
wtfff, the party hat one would be like getting headbutted by a unicorn.
helen1988 0
HAWT.
benshady 0
you don't need a vibrator when you can use my **** any time you want.
ClumsyJason 3
Hahaha, nice illustration.
allmidnighteyes 11
I like the emphasis on the boyfriend's supposed douchiness with the popped collar and backwards-worn hat.