By mylifesucks - 18/04/2009 07:20 - Netherlands

Today, I celebrated my 21st birthday. My boyfriend of almost 3 years gave me a big pink vibrator. Thinking it was a joke I said: "I won't need this as long as I have you!" His reply: "That's what I wanted to talk to you about." FML
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effyourlife_ 0
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at least he provided you with a replacement. how thoughtful

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Ohnoitslindsay 0
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Haha, don't worry about it too much. The vibrator will probably be better anyways.

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noobcaek 2
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Win response.

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Specterk50 0
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yes it does but now she can whack him with the vibrator

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iKaite 0
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LOL. Epic Fail.

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effyourlife_ 0
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at least he provided you with a replacement. how thoughtful

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UziTopete 0
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and was indeed creative

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emseeaich 0
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lold at this one!

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dancing_bear 0
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He was really just setting himself, and you, up for that situation. Honestly, I know breaking up with someone sucks, but in that sort of situation being inventive about it just makes it a thousand times worse. Can nobody just come out with it anymore? Jeez.

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warriormg12 4
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i actually thought this guy was a genius at least she wont get lonley late at night

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Bizenghastly 0
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both valid points, but she can get a dog if she's lonley. at least he left her w. something useful no?

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Death546 25
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#161 are you suggesting that she fuck a dog?

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dragongirlnat 0
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Wow. He should of at least waited till ur birthday was over. Sorry.

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wtfFML21 0
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Look on the bright side: A pink vibrator! What was it? The Rabbit??

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willowflame13 0
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haha i doubt it, i bet it was a cheap ass one from like spencers gifts or something. the dude is a totaly douchebag

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Americunt 0
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Late night masturbation. Nothing beats that? Heh.

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Upon_A_Burning_B 0
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I see what you did.

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ashleymarielouis 0
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Or... Late Night Masturbation: Everybody beats that. Teehee.

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Ohnoitslindsay 0
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Haha, don't worry about it too much. The vibrator will probably be better anyways.

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3goldens 0
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USE IT BABY!

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Bizenghastly 0
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hmmm I can't help but wonder if she'll think of him while using it tho ^_^

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beccavdk 0
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ahaha know how that feels. i got a really good one though.

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Cyrus00 41
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Know how what feels? The vibrator or the getting dumped?

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