mylifesucks
Netherlands
Today, I celebrated my 21st birthday. My boyfriend of almost 3 years gave me a big pink vibrator. Thinking it was a joke I said: "I won't need this as long as I have you!" His reply: "That's what I wanted to talk to you about." FML
Top comments
effyourlife_ 0
at least he provided you with a replacement. how thoughtful
Ohnoitslindsay 0
Haha, don't worry about it too much. The vibrator will probably be better anyways.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (170)
bollywood_rocks 0
38 FTW! I did do that to an ex! A guy who never called me for the three months we were together called me like every minute for the next two days when I pulled that on him. HE WAS FREAKING OUT! I kept the charade up for a week! and then told him I got an abortion. HE WENT BALLISTIC because he wanted a kid OP, IF you have the gumption, try it out! Believe me,that will be the best revenge you ever get without actually doing anything crazy!
wordgirl 0
Aw! What the heck is wrong with people??? You're better off.
wordgirl 0
Oh, and by the way, OP? If it WAS a rabbit? You'll be thanking him forever for replacing himself with that magic little gem. Give it a whirl, you'll never be sorry!!
oNikkio 0
LOL Jack Rabbit's are awesome. I'm surprised to see someone actually mention that here. You dirty girl youuuu. Then again I have one so I can't judge. *shifts eyes*
El_Capitan 0
It makes it worse since he thought you needed a vibrator
wordgirl 0
#40 Shut up asshole. Maybe if you were worth anything at all in bed, you wouldn't be hating on someone with a broken heart. Being mean to someone who's hurting is just ignorant. You must have a low IQ or a personality disorder.
mps1969 8
Way to stoop to #40's level .
elu3219 0
On your 21st b-day? thats harsh
lowcapacityx 0
Hey Hey! He's thoughtful at least.
AntiChrist7 0
you choose a jerk, your own fault. YDI
catiepants 0
My motto: Guy or no guy, never turn down a vibrator.
ffffmmmmlllll 0
thank you #45. yes, do take my advice next time. or this time, there's still time left to give it back to him, maybe throw it in his face. =]