mylifesucks
Netherlands
Today, I celebrated my 21st birthday. My boyfriend of almost 3 years gave me a big pink vibrator. Thinking it was a joke I said: "I won't need this as long as I have you!" His reply: "That's what I wanted to talk to you about." FML
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effyourlife_ 0
at least he provided you with a replacement. how thoughtful
Ohnoitslindsay 0
Haha, don't worry about it too much. The vibrator will probably be better anyways.
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Comments (170)
samus129 0
that sucks he really os a dick if he dumped you on your bday forget about him
WarlordofAmerica 0
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
AnaMaree 0
Hopefully the vibrator will be better than your boyfriend
faceless 0
oh lol... at first I thought he was going to talk to you about his ED...
krankypoptart 0
not to be insensitive but this one is hilarious... and this is a win - win situation. LOSE A JERK GAIN A BEST FRIEND. ( IN PINK TOO)
hellz_angel 0
A dick from a dick What more could you have expected? I'm sorry that happened to you =[
mastershake 0
Awww man! that suckssss. what an asshole
chocolates 0
thats hilarious but sad at the same time. FYL & YDI
p89hg69 0
he's just a nervous lil' jerk, OP's better off
maandaa_0 0
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