mylifesucks
Netherlands
Today, I celebrated my 21st birthday. My boyfriend of almost 3 years gave me a big pink vibrator. Thinking it was a joke I said: "I won't need this as long as I have you!" His reply: "That's what I wanted to talk to you about." FML
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effyourlife_ 0
at least he provided you with a replacement. how thoughtful
Ohnoitslindsay 0
Haha, don't worry about it too much. The vibrator will probably be better anyways.
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Comments (170)
BaldOuting 0
take the vibrator. forget the boy.
NYHC 0
It was probly his loss. Guys don't know a good thing. We think with a different brain. He will regret it. Just smile and enjoy being young. Life is a learning process.
hootersgirl09 0
ahh what did #13 say?
0turtle0 0
Oh well...at least you have something to keep you occupied for a while...? right....? :*
Natalieex12 0
Your life seriously suckss. -_-
Loony_fml 4
You'll probably have more fun with the vibrator anyway. ;)
xrebelgirlx 0
i would've given him the vibrator back and said 'Actually I think it's you that needs it, seeing as your a pussy' then walked out on him before he had the chance to dump ya. A girls gotta have her pride!
x3chibi 0
Tell him it's bigger than his penis ;] he'll be pwned.
saba_fml 0
#4 and #68 ftw
dragonmystik3030 0
hope he gave you batteries as well :)