Love, Awkward, Cheating and Texting: Coincidence? I think not

Coincidence? I think not

By Anonymous - 26/05/2022 12:00

Today, my girlfriend was flummoxed as to why someone named Renny would be texting her at 1 a.m. Funny, because she used to have “Renny” tattooed on her ass when we met. FML

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RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 26 May 2022 15:39

No wonder she had his name removed from her ass -- Renny is a rude jerk.

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Sunday 25 September 2022 13:50

Anyone more then me who had to Google what "flummoxed" means?

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RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 26 May 2022 15:39

No wonder she had his name removed from her ass -- Renny is a rude jerk.

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Sunday 25 September 2022 13:50

Anyone more then me who had to Google what "flummoxed" means?

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