mylifesucks
Netherlands
Today, I celebrated my 21st birthday. My boyfriend of almost 3 years gave me a big pink vibrator. Thinking it was a joke I said: "I won't need this as long as I have you!" His reply: "That's what I wanted to talk to you about." FML
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effyourlife_ 0
at least he provided you with a replacement. how thoughtful
Ohnoitslindsay 0
Haha, don't worry about it too much. The vibrator will probably be better anyways.
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chranovich 0
Anyone ever noticed how evil and revengeful alot of women are after a breakup? Or how quickly they are to generalise? "Untrustworthy, douches, narrowminded." Guess what ladies, everyone's different, and there's just about as amount female assholes as there's guys. Anyway, i feel sorry for the OP if she had a breakup, her boyfriend really were a douche thinking up a move like that.
Kyousho 0
wow on your b-day, that sucks
NeuroticDesire 2
Total dick move. I mean, kind of amusing, but that's what makes it worse. He couldn't wait until after your birthday to be nice, because he came up with something he thought was a funny. Tooting his own horn, apparently. Hope he still has to.
taltamir 6
Sounds like a considerate guy... EDIT: wait, on your birthday? scratch that, he is an asshole.
Ancarnia 0
FAIL on his part.
BloodyMary666 24
What an a**hole move! I can´t even wrap my mind around that "logic". How are u supposed to use a vibrator that´ll always remind u of ur break up? (assuming u actually would want to use it)
Twistedmind365 3
You know what you do now? You wait until he has a girlfriend again and send it back in the mail with a note saying, 'You can keep this. Your current girlfriend will need it more anyway, seeing as you've only got two inches on yours.'
Smashley91 2
.... wow, what a complete jerk ... :(
brekab8 14
wow he is such a douche for that!
ballerandstuff 4
What a nice guy!