Anonymous
Denmark 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
segal1010
Potomac, United States
Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
thesadone
United States
Today, I realized that the best and most entertaining part of my 3 day mini vacation was realizing my nipples work on the touch screen of my iPhone. FML
fsdjhgasjlhg
Cairns, Australia
Today, I found a topless photo of my mother on my phone. Thanks, iCloud. FML
oliverP123
United States
Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML
montextes
United States
Today, my mom finally learned how to text. Now it's her way of communicating, even when we're in the same room. FML
masterzach21
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I took a picture of my knob on my girlfriend's cell phone and set it as her background without her knowing. Minutes later, I heard her mom scream. She has the same phone. FML
hannah12345
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML
lobotomy pls
Tappahannock, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom, legs spread and changing her tampon, all while she was carrying on a conversation on the phone. FML
eric
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
Top comments
rosie981 3
Awkward......
Capt_Oblivious 10
If you only knew what I used to type this comment.
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Comments (336)
smashmaster52 0
Musta been chilly
jdmkid23 0
she must have some pointy nips
greenglasses 5
Haha what dis she say?
KiddNYC1O 22
She uses them to precisely open the one-line FMLs.
smashmaster52 0
It must have been chilly :)
kohler9429 2
How would you swype with that?
juneashleighb 0
I wonder what her excuse was
Isle23 5
You probably don't want to see what she was writing...
Justin23L 2
People do the weirdest things when they're alone
getxbent 0
I LOVE YOUR MOM.