By hunterjumper1212 /
Thursday 24 May 2012 07:41 /
United States - San Rafael
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groupleader
| 7
Yes a bike job is also known as a bj.
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I_Punch_Babies
| 7
you already know his weakness is the refrigerator. dont go grocery shopping and just get.a days worth of food each time you go out. thatll force him to get a real job.
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KatieKupcake4195
| 9
Well, he's trying.. Maybe. Still, that doesn't sound like it pays enough for rent. FYL, OP.
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Bravesfan319
| 11
Fixing one bike is trying? Kinda just seems like a lazy roommate who OP needs to kick out.
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KatieKupcake4195
| 9
Perhaps you're right. But at least OP's roommate didn't just flat out say "No." and carry on doing literally nothing :)
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Bravesfan319
| 11
Unless it was a motorcycle or dirt bike (which I highly doubt), then I'm guessing it didn't take the roommate more than 15-30 minutes... Max. So it's pretty much like he didn't try lol
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ucoolgirl31
| 20
How much is he getting paid??
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KatieKupcake4195
| 9
17 - True. I was just trying to give the roommate the benefit of the doubt. Something I find myself doing quite often. I apologize for my stupidity lol
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CALLAHAN4
| 0
he tolled u hard
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TehBoulder
| 4
How much did he get?
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SecretMe00
| 5
Sounds like a low-life.
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Il_Maestro
| 6
He got a shiny new nickel, a free months rent from OPs good nature, and a half a turkey sandwich.
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ladyLALAA
| 28
I hope it was some ten year old who gave him $5.
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I_Punch_Babies
| 7
i bet he paid him in gum.
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xcarxcrashx
| 9
No one ever pays me in gum :(
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ladyLALAA
| 28
19, that's because you ate their brains!
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ICastillo
| 24
Kill it, kill it now with fire!!!!!
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groupleader
| 7
Yes a bike job is also known as a bj.
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lonkite101
| 14
I'd love to give bjs for a living.... If I was a girl!
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reddudeover
| 2
35 - So what's your excuse for giving them now? And at only a dollar a piece it's such a deal.
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COOL__Coal
| 12
He definitely sounds almost as much if a freeloader as squdward.
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asticks
| 4
That would have been funny if you hadn't misspelt squidward.
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nofearjenshere
| 12
I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward, Squidward, Squidward!
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
How is Squidward a freeloader? He has his own house!
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fadingfaith
| 4
I think you meant Mr. Krabs.
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Soloman212
| 28
I think they were referring to the episode where Squidward loses his job because Mr. Krabs thought he stole his first dime.
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IcedJesus
| 5
Racking the bills!!
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Branflakes78
| 13
more like Racking the Quarters
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narkui
| 10
Threaten to kick him out of he doesn't get his act together. That's sucks tho. GL!:)
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theunwiseone
| 4
He has to start from somewhere ;)
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I_Punch_Babies
| 7
you already know his weakness is the refrigerator. dont go grocery shopping and just get.a days worth of food each time you go out. thatll force him to get a real job.
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caplox
| 6
OP shouldn't have to limit their groceries because of a lazy roommate.
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I_Punch_Babies
| 7
OP also shouldnt have to share food with a lazy bum either.
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caplox
| 6
Who says he has to?
I say put a lock on it!
I say put a lock on it!
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peachesncreem
| 21
#12, please don't punch babies :(
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I_Punch_Babies
| 7
it was either punch babies or kick puppies. the former seemed funnier. then again my dark sense of humor is such that only a select few are desensitized to the point that to them it can be allowed to be funny.
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