By hunterjumper1212 - 24/05/2012 07:41 - United States - San Rafael

Today, I finally told my roommate, who doesn't pay rent, to go get a job. He left, came back, and immediately went to my refrigerator to eat. I asked him about his job and what his pay is. Apparently, putting together a bike for a kid is a job. FML
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groupleader 7
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Yes a bike job is also known as a bj.

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I_Punch_Babies 7
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you already know his weakness is the refrigerator. dont go grocery shopping and just get.a days worth of food each time you go out. thatll force him to get a real job.

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KatieKupcake4195 9
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Well, he's trying.. Maybe. Still, that doesn't sound like it pays enough for rent. FYL, OP.

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Bravesfan319 11

Fixing one bike is trying? Kinda just seems like a lazy roommate who OP needs to kick out.

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KatieKupcake4195 9
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Perhaps you're right. But at least OP's roommate didn't just flat out say "No." and carry on doing literally nothing :)

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Bravesfan319 11

Unless it was a motorcycle or dirt bike (which I highly doubt), then I'm guessing it didn't take the roommate more than 15-30 minutes... Max. So it's pretty much like he didn't try lol

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ucoolgirl31 20
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How much is he getting paid??

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KatieKupcake4195 9
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17 - True. I was just trying to give the roommate the benefit of the doubt. Something I find myself doing quite often. I apologize for my stupidity lol

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CALLAHAN4 0
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he tolled u hard

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TehBoulder 4
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How much did he get?

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SecretMe00 5

Sounds like a low-life.

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Il_Maestro 6
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He got a shiny new nickel, a free months rent from OPs good nature, and a half a turkey sandwich.

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ladyLALAA 28
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I hope it was some ten year old who gave him $5.

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I_Punch_Babies 7
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i bet he paid him in gum.

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xcarxcrashx 9
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No one ever pays me in gum :(

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ladyLALAA 28
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19, that's because you ate their brains!

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ICastillo 24
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Kill it, kill it now with fire!!!!!

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groupleader 7
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Yes a bike job is also known as a bj.

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lonkite101 14
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I'd love to give bjs for a living.... If I was a girl!

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reddudeover 2

35 - So what's your excuse for giving them now? And at only a dollar a piece it's such a deal.

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COOL__Coal 12
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He definitely sounds almost as much if a freeloader as squdward.

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asticks 4
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That would have been funny if you hadn't misspelt squidward.

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nofearjenshere 12

I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward, Squidward, Squidward!

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ohSNAPyall 26
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How is Squidward a freeloader? He has his own house!

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fadingfaith 4

I think you meant Mr. Krabs.

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Soloman212 28
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I think they were referring to the episode where Squidward loses his job because Mr. Krabs thought he stole his first dime.

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IcedJesus 5
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Racking the bills!!

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Branflakes78 13
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more like Racking the Quarters

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narkui 10
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Threaten to kick him out of he doesn't get his act together. That's sucks tho. GL!:)

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theunwiseone 4
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He has to start from somewhere ;)

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I_Punch_Babies 7
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you already know his weakness is the refrigerator. dont go grocery shopping and just get.a days worth of food each time you go out. thatll force him to get a real job.

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caplox 6

OP shouldn't have to limit their groceries because of a lazy roommate.

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I_Punch_Babies 7
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OP also shouldnt have to share food with a lazy bum either.

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caplox 6

Who says he has to? I say put a lock on it!

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peachesncreem 21

#12, please don't punch babies :(

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I_Punch_Babies 7
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it was either punch babies or kick puppies. the former seemed funnier. then again my dark sense of humor is such that only a select few are desensitized to the point that to them it can be allowed to be funny.

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