Well, he's trying.. Maybe. Still, that doesn't sound like it pays enough for rent. FYL, OP.

Fixing one bike is trying? Kinda just seems like a lazy roommate who OP needs to kick out.

Perhaps you're right. But at least OP's roommate didn't just flat out say "No." and carry on doing literally nothing :)

Unless it was a motorcycle or dirt bike (which I highly doubt), then I'm guessing it didn't take the roommate more than 15-30 minutes... Max. So it's pretty much like he didn't try lol

How much is he getting paid??

17 - True. I was just trying to give the roommate the benefit of the doubt. Something I find myself doing quite often. I apologize for my stupidity lol

he tolled u hard

How much did he get?

Sounds like a low-life.

He got a shiny new nickel, a free months rent from OPs good nature, and a half a turkey sandwich.

I hope it was some ten year old who gave him $5.

i bet he paid him in gum.

No one ever pays me in gum :(

19, that's because you ate their brains!

Kill it, kill it now with fire!!!!!

Yes a bike job is also known as a bj.

I'd love to give bjs for a living.... If I was a girl!

35 - So what's your excuse for giving them now? And at only a dollar a piece it's such a deal.

He definitely sounds almost as much if a freeloader as squdward.

That would have been funny if you hadn't misspelt squidward.

I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward, Squidward, Squidward!

How is Squidward a freeloader? He has his own house!

I think you meant Mr. Krabs.

I think they were referring to the episode where Squidward loses his job because Mr. Krabs thought he stole his first dime.

Racking the bills!!

more like Racking the Quarters

Threaten to kick him out of he doesn't get his act together. That's sucks tho. GL!:)

He has to start from somewhere ;)

you already know his weakness is the refrigerator. dont go grocery shopping and just get.a days worth of food each time you go out. thatll force him to get a real job.

OP shouldn't have to limit their groceries because of a lazy roommate.

OP also shouldnt have to share food with a lazy bum either.

Who says he has to? I say put a lock on it!

OP should just do what I do to keep my thieving siblings away from my food. Install an industrial strength latch and padlock across the door, and keep the only key on your person at all times. Also, maybe some bear traps. They work too.

#12, please don't punch babies :(

it was either punch babies or kick puppies. the former seemed funnier. then again my dark sense of humor is such that only a select few are desensitized to the point that to them it can be allowed to be funny.